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10 posted on 02/25/2002 2:00:04 PM PST by Sir Gawain

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12 posted on 02/25/2002 2:01:17 PM PST by Sir Gawain

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Cans of Whup Ass To Get Warning Label

WASHINGTON (DPI) - The Food and Drug Administration announced today that new regulations will require the use of safety warning labels on all domestically-produced cans of whup ass. These labels will remind users that contents are under pressure and that use of whup ass can result in retaliatory beatings. Long the subject of jurisdictional debate between the FDA and the Federal Trade Commission, whup ass regulation continues to be discussed behind closed doors, where both sides reportedly are opening cans of newly labeled, Texas-sized whup ass on each other.

(Reported by Jody LaFerriere and Davejames, Graphics by Chris White)

13 posted on 02/25/2002 2:02:57 PM PST by Sir Gawain

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