[Lumberjack]

Did he do it on porpoise?

Well whether he did or didn't, its a whale of a tale!

[Freemyland]

Good thing he lived. That would be a crappie way to die.

[Doctor Stochastic]

Reminds me of a barberfishshop quartet:
First Tuna
Second Tuna
Barracuda
Bass

Sometimes they sang on porpoise but usually just for the halibut.