Hell, lets arm flight crews with fire extinguishers full of bacon grease so they can hose down any suspected terrorists!! Better yet, give a piece of bacon to each passenger, so the Mohammeds will know we are serious. Then see how willing they are to go to hell!! Waay too complicated.
My original suggestion was that in lieu of a security check, any passenger may board after eating an Oreo (lard) or bacon bits.
An Oreo huh? I like the idea but somehow I don't see it ever happening.