[Destructor]

How do you go about surrendering a submarine?

[ken5050]

Given the operating standards of the French aircraft carrier, I hope the Indians get the extended warranty on the subs..

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"How do you go about surrendering a submarine? "

On a French submarine, you just prop open the screen door and wave, while shouting, "Veuillez venir dans une boisson de vin!"
(Please come in for a drink of wine!)