I never bothered to catalog Gore3000's rules because he seemed to have one crucial mandate in every post -- never use any scientific jargon correctly. This made it almost impossible to argue with him because you never knew quite what he meant to say except that he was always certainly wrong. Fixing his nomenclature mistakes took all the effort I could muster but that still left him safely in possession of whatever conceptual errors permanently clouded his thinking.
Proves I'm pretty fast and sloppy with my posts myself.
FWIW, you certainly are no gore3000. I'm sure you're relieved.