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The dead indeed do not reproduce, and fish don't walk up on to the beach and bite people. Consider the number of fish in the ocean, and the thousands of miles of shorelines in the world. If there was any possibility whatsoever of a fish walking out of the ocean and surviving on land, don't you think it would be happening somewhere in the world, at any particular time? It simply should not be that hard to walk a couple of miles along any beach and find a Darwin fish or two walking around. Where are they and why hasn't anybody ever seen one?

You gotta be pretty stupid to believe in that kind of thing, don't you? The thing which is really going to get to the evolunatics is when they get to the pearly gates and see all the adulterers, fornicators, democrats, communists, and petty criminals of every sort who nonetheless had some redeeming grace sufficient to get in, and then see the big sign which says "NO IDIOTS ALLOWED PAST THIS POINT", and realize the error of their ways too late. Kind of like the stanza from The Evolutionist (roughly transliterated into modern colloquial English since the FR censors aren't too keen on ebonics...):

...so they cut Raoul down, and they dragged him, still bound
where the rings of hell all wind down, and around
past the frightening stench and the pitiful sound
of the howling, and squealing, and wailing of clowns
trapped forever, in mires, of decay and pollution
for believing in bull (manure), like evolution...