God did it. We haven't figured out how. As you all like to point out, the evidence has been destroyed.
Without evidence, as you know, "God did it" is an article of faith, not a theory. But I think there's plenty of evidence lying around as to how it was done. More than enough to support the theory of evolution. (And no evidence for any other theory.)
You'd think that's bullet-proof enough to handle abiogenesis, the Big Bang . . . Anything! Maybe God made the Big Bang so perfect He hasn't needed to intervene since.
Somebody (at the Washington Times, IIRC) wrote that Ed Asner may or may not be a proveable communist, but when Castro moves in this country, Ed Asner runs out in front and knocks people down. You block for gore3000, Babylon, the loony anti-science crowd.
God did what? Create micro-organisms some 3.5 billion years ago?