To: tractorman
...a cyclone blowing through a junkyard and assembling a 747.
It may not be long, now. I think that's how my Yugo was assembled.
191 Posted on 01/21/2001 06:21:37 PST by LantzALot
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Now, I know you get all ga ga in my presence, but it would be nice if you could at least get a good URL for the quotes you've attributed to me. Of course, you are not renowned for your fact checking ...
I am sure that you were most dissapointed in missing out on reliving one of your great moments. However, so you will feel better here's:
Would that be folks who worships soft, silky fabrics?
posted on 2/18/02 9:05 AM Pacific by Junior
Because his pet bat, Splifford, tells him to.
149 posted on 2/21/02 9:27 AM Pacific by Junior
My theory has always been he's nothing more than a rather primitive computer algorythm.
152 posted on 2/21/02 10:37 AM Pacific by Junior <
I know, I know:
"Slime, slime, slime, slime. Wonderful slime! Glorious slime!"
280 posted on 2/22/02 3:10 AM Pacific by Junior
The above must be one of Junior's most profound statements because just two posts later he says:
I know, I know:
"Slime, slime, slime, slime. Wonderful slime! Glorious slime!"
282 posted on 2/22/02 3:29 AM Pacific by Junior
The problem is, it is the Bible that is claiming that God said it is His book. There is no evidence outside the Bible that the Bible is the Word of God. Do you understand the circular reasoning implicit in this?
303 posted on 2/22/02 7:43 AM Pacific by Junior
Again, you have no proof the Almighty uttered those things. You simply have a book claiming such. Greek mythology has the Gods making many comments, but you don't see anyone going around claiming that Zeus must exist because we have documents citing those utterances. Don't get me wrong, I'm a church-going Catholic
306 posted on 2/22/02 8:02 AM Pacific by Junior
It is not a bozo. It is simply limited by his programming to be incapable of learning from experience. In other words, the gore3000 is not an expert system, but rather a simple DO LOOP algorythm.
308 posted on 2/22/02 8:06 AM Pacific by Junior
The Theory of Evolution is far from being complete. It is constantly evolving.
348 posted on 2/22/02 10:27 AM Pacific by Junior
Must've said something right. I've gotten three inarticulate replies from you to my post #384.
393 posted on 2/22/02 2:08 PM Pacific by Junior
Face it, gore3000, your brain (or programming) has been trained to force a cognitive disassociation between the pariticulars of evidence and the sum total of evidence. You can't see the forest for the trees. You'll pick at individual pieces of evidence given you, but fail to understand the overall picture painted by the evidence coming in from dozens of scientific disciplines. And, you show an inherent inability to actually learn anything, which is why you come back with the same inanities time and again. About the only difference is you don't automatically call those who disagree with you "slimers." So, maybe there is hope yet.
632 posted on 2/24/02 7:45 AM Pacific by Junior
You are right in that last statement! I just give proof of it now.
I've doubled up on my Bible studying and church-going to counter my atheistic urges. Being Catholic, though, I'm already considered a heathen...
(I've given up meat and alcohol for Lent, and I'm fasting, so occasionally I get a little addle brained)
687 posted on 2/24/02 4:41 PM Pacific by Junior
This coming from a guy who can't get over the fact that Earth orbitting Saturn and surviving the experience is pert near impossible. Still haven't gotten over the mathematical analysis of that, have you?
818 posted on 2/26/02 6:48 AM Pacific by Junior
One cannot give "proof" for anything.
820 posted on 2/26/02 6:54 AM Pacific by Junior
Remember, God said, "Thou shall not bear false witness" (which means lying). Of course, you probably think lying for God makes you a saint, don't you?
1082 posted on 2/28/02 6:37 AM Pacific by Junior
Careful, you might trigger its "Slimer and the Ghostbusters" subroutine.
1133 posted on 2/28/02 12:35 PM Pacific by Junior
We appear to have overwhelmed and run G3K off. Usually he's in fine fettle at this time of the morning.
1172 posted on 3/1/02 3:01 AM Pacific by Junior
So that explains why you hide in the basement with your pet bat!
1216 posted on 3/1/02 11:39 AM Pacific by Junior
Now do you understand, or will you be willfully ignorant, or twist my words so that you can prove your faith to God? You must be one of those Christians who believe the 10 Commandments no longer apply to you because you're special.
1383 posted on 3/4/02 3:03 AM Pacific by Junior
gore3000: God did it. I have special dispensation to lie for God. Besides, I'll ignore all your evidence so that I can complain you never give me any.
medved: God came from Saturn.
1408 posted on 3/4/02 11:09 AM Pacific by Junior