[Hank Kerchief]

the farmers in question would be more apt to hand you a shovel, a pail of seeds, and point you in the direction of a one-acre plot of dirt with your name on it, as they smiled and said, "here ya go, smart-ass city-boy -- now go feed yerself and show us all how it's done

Ah, you think I'm a "city-boy?"

Oh well, presumption knows no bounds.

Thank you for that wonderful demonstration of reason and decency. We certainly ought to be supporting farmers if your chatacterization is typical of them all. Just the kind of people we need a lot more of.

Hank

[Don Joe]

Ah, you think I'm a "city-boy?"

You could certainly pass for one.

Having grown up in NYC, I think I can recognize the type when I see it.