In other news, the dispute over who would be king of the leper colony was resolved when the lepers agreed to co-monarchs.
Apt resolution for a performing art masquerading as sport.
The mostly American audience gave the Russian gold and silver men's singles medal winners an enthusiastic standing ovation in appreciation for the great job they did last night.
Can anyone explain why the Finnish judge gave the young Russian skater who followed Tim (yea for the bronze!) a 10th place ranking, far below the other judges' scores? He was robbed of 5th place. (^: