[Texaggie79]

Like I drink beer while working on my motorcycle in the front yard with buttcrack showing, while my mangy dogs run amok.

Dude, I live in Alabama. That's practically a requirement over here.

[freeeee]

Now that's my kind of state!

I used to live in the People's Socialist Republik of Taxachusetts, but I moved to rural Florida, so I could hobnob amongst drunken bikers in peace.

New Hampshire was a possibility, but it's too cold there and was being polluted by Massholes such as myself who had already ruined their own state.

Regards.