[Draco]

I have nothing against the saint, but could do without [Valentine's Day]. Well, no offense SoDak, but what's wrong with Valentine's Day. St. Valentine helped couples marry when the Roman government forbade it, usually due to military service. Here is a Heterosexually Inspired Holiday. That is reason enough to celebrate.

[SoDak]

Well, I appreciate all that's cool about the holiday. But, the modern holiday is a bicycle built for two.