"My wife wants children soon. I am indifferent for lack of a better word. Eventually yes, tomorrow, no. I keep telling her and family and friends who push the idea of us having kids that "i have plans for my money and it isnt for stinking diapers."
Luckily, when you do have kids, and I hope you do, the stinking diapers will, within the blink of an eye, turn into a child who you wouldn't part with for the powers of King Midas.
Keep smiling,
Philip.
I use that "money" line on them to get under their skin. Sometimes family and friends are just down right rude and obsessive about my wife and i having children NOW. Also, check out my reply above about baby names and my link to my vanity post on the matter.