[Poohbah]

Cue the Deliverence "Dueling Banjos".

You know how anthropologists have determined that the tooth brush was invented in eastern Tennessee?

If it wasn't, it would be called a "teeth brush".

BA-DA-BING! Ouch! That was a good one :o)

[Travis McGee]

"Thanks, you've been great, I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitress on the way out."