[Brad’s Gramma]

I beg to differ, young man. You start reading right now to that child. Wait. The child's not in your house right now. Well, OK, then....go to the window, face the direction of said family, (please, turn OFF your outside lights) and start reading. Loudly.

That is, after you go to the site I just pinged you to. You may have to go back a page or two so you can find out WHEN they actually came and took me to the hospital.....(everyone else, don't worry. I didn't really go. Shhhhh....it's a secret though)

[EODGUY]

Well, OK, then....go to the window, face the direction of said family, (please, turn OFF your outside lights) and start reading. Loudly

As luck would have it, I live in the country on top of a bluff and could do what you suggest without attracting the attention of anyone except for a few deer and wild turkey (those who haven't been killed by snowmobile exhaust, that is).

:)