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Texas Sayings
"Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On, A Cowboy's Guide To Life" by Texas Bix Bender
There's more ways to skin a cat than stickin' his head in a boot jack and jerkin' on his tail.
Never ask a man the size of his spread.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be suprised if they learn their lesson.
The best way to have a quiche for dinner is to make it up and put it in the oven to bake at 325 degrees. Meanwhile, get out a large T-bone, grill it, and when it's done, eat it. As for the quiche, continue to let it bake, but otherwise ignore it.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
A smart *ss just don't fit in a saddle.
Never miss a good chance to shutup.
Day 01 - = January 15 = *2,800-----Day 08 - *8,800 Total = 73,200
Day 02 - *9,700 Total = 12,500-----Day 09 - *8,900 Total = 82,100
Day 03 - 16,600 Total = 29,100-----Day 10 - *8,900 Total = 91,000
Day 04 - 10,400 Total = 39,500-----Day 11 - *6,100 Total = 97,100
Day 05 - *6,700 Total = 46,200-----Day 12 - *4,500 Total = 101,600
Day 06 - *8,200 Total = 54,400-----Day 13 - *6,900 Total = 108,500
Day 07 - 10,000 Total = 64,400-----Day 14 - *7,300 Total = 115,800
Day 15 - *6,400 Total = 122,200----Day 22 - *6,800 Total = 158,200
Day 16 - *6,200 Total = 128,400----Day 23 - *7,200 Total = 165,400
Day 17 - *5,400 Total = 133,800----Day 24 - *7,000 Total = 172,400
Day 18 - *3,600 Total = 137,400----Day 25 - *3,800 Total = 176,200 -10am -10pm only
Day 19 - *2,900 Total = 140,300----Day 26 -Petition Online System Down
Day 20 - *4,600 Total = 144,900----Day 27 - *7,700 Total = 183,900
Day 21 - *6,500 Total = 151,400----Day 28 - *9,300 Total = 193,200
Day 29 - 11,200 Total = 204,400
Day 30 - 12,300 Total = 216,700
Day 31 - 13,100 Total = 229,800
Day 32 - *8,000 Total = 237,800
Day 33 - *4,700 Total = 242,500
Day 34 - LET'S ROLL!!! on to 1/4 of a million 'signatures for TRUTH' - Presidents' Day 2002!
I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here quick as I could!
FGS