[Lazamataz]

You mean there are some that arent?

Well, Illbay. He's also never served in the military. However, he will certainly lecture you about military strategy and tactics.

His credentials? He was the Captain of his Debate Team in High School!!!

[Billthedrill]

I forgot to mention the REAL ultimate combat pistol, the one that makes even a tricked-out IPSC racegun look like a tinker toy. It's the infamous HellGlock

You wouldn't know anything about this pistol...wouldja?