[Dinsdale]

One of the best things about being a man:

Get a bunch of friends to drink about a gallon of grape nutrasweet cool-aid each. Wait untill your pee is purple.

Form up around an unsuspecting friend while taking a piss break (best at a ballpark trough type urinal). Act astounded 'Your pee is yellow, damn dude you need to see a doctor. There's something wrong with you.'

[Cagey]

You guys don't dress up like that Grape Guy from the Fruit of the Loom commercials when you do this, do you? It would add to the confusion you know.