[BornOnTheFourth]

"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS:
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

LOL---that is soooooooo my dad! He'll open a door glance in the room/cupboard and declare the item lost.

[terilyn]

LOL! Mr. Terilyn always asks, "Have you seen my ________, (fill in the blank with most anything), before even trying to find it.