Believe it or not.
When in college (20+ years ago) I was at a national convention. A group of us "kids" were sitting in the hallway on one of the floors of the hotel. We were sitting with our backs to the wall and our feet stretched out in front of us. Since some of us occupied each side of the hall, our feet completely blocked passage. I was on one end of the group.
One group of "kids" tried to get by. This reasonably attractive blonde said to me, "Excuse me, please." I replied, "Oh, surely!"
She (apparently being named Shirley) said, "Oh, Hi!"
It cracked me up, anyway.
Shalom.