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Posted on 02/08/2002 11:16:42 AM PST by Cagey
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To: Cagey
The remote control is yours.
You know all the buttons by feel.
You have a primary, secondary and tertiary channel to go to during commmercials.
Programming the VCR is genetic.
Maps are unnecessary.
We get to drive the car--period.
Underwear has two sides.
There is no such thing as control top pantyhose for men.
GRRRRRRRollin' GO USA!
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posted on
02/08/2002 2:17:34 PM PST
by
GRRRRR
To: Billthedrill
ROFL! Most guys would rather just buy and install a new one.
142
posted on
02/08/2002 2:19:09 PM PST
by
terilyn
To: tacticalogic
He who stops it up gets to unstop it. If the plunger fits...
143
posted on
02/08/2002 2:21:09 PM PST
by
terilyn
To: terilyn
No, we're talking tools and buckets stopped up, not plunger stopped up.
To: Ward Smythe
You know....I knew a man who did in fact become a woman. When I asked him if he felt he did the right thing he/she said: "Would'nt trade it for anything in the whole world."
To: tacticalogic
Yuck! I hope you can blame it on tree roots and not really bad "plumbing". ;^)
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posted on
02/08/2002 2:33:43 PM PST
by
terilyn
To: terilyn
Believe it or not, the truck that came to pump out the septic tank had run over the line and collapsed it between the house and the tank.
To: Tennessee_Bob
The veiled threats started on this thread several posts back.Yikes. Where did you see any veiled threats?
To: Rebelbase
And you, shush, and pass me a beer.
To: riley1992
To: Tennessee_Bob
Wow, you have virtually no sense of humor, do you? If I knew that was a joke, why didn't you?
To: Cagey
It's
Better to be a Woman!
In two words: multiple orgasm.
To: riley1992
Kind of offensensitive, aren't you??
To: Tennessee_Bob
ding ding ding!! We have a winner.
Hey BTW...ever go for some Lynchburg lemonade? been to Tullahoma pressure test cell?
To: Tennessee_Bob
I do believe you just coined a new word. And, nope, I'm not. I took everything here going back and forth as the jokes they were intended to be. You are the one who was seeing man-hating women peeking out from beneath your bed. But, that's okay. Have a beer and all will be right with your world in no time at all!
To: RedBloodedAmerican
I don't drink.
Are you talking about AAFS? Yes.
To: Tennessee_Bob
Dangit...hit the tab key too many times. Been to Arnold a few times...don't know if they still have the chicken cannon there. What's really neat...you can still see the swastikas on some of the equipment...it's under several coats of paint...but it's like some sort of corruption, it still shows through.
To: Trust but Verify
multiple orgasm. You may be on to something there, but try saying "multiple orgasm" five times fast.
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posted on
02/08/2002 3:42:12 PM PST
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Cagey
To: riley1992
Man-hating or man-eating? There is a difference, you know? And what if that man is on LDS? Can he still solicit recreational activities door to door?
To: riley1992
Nope, it's old. Borrowed it from Berke Breathed. His was "offensensitivity," but it didn't quite fit.
Keep the beer. My world is fine.
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