Apparently I am a permanent newbie no matter how much I lurk.
Perhaps we should move on to something completely different.(thanks for the clues)
Are you logged on??
Well, the rest is history, as they say, and now, cheese-eating moose are in the same category as egg-sucking dogs.
The nubile miss rushed home in great pain afflicted on her nether parts and reported the strange occurance posthaste; well, her brother, not one to stand for insults against his kin, dutifully reported it here on the most-read website in mooseland, and the legend is retold each time a moose is misled by his errant nose.
Apparently I am a permanent newbie no matter how much I lurk.
Perhaps we should move on to something completely different.(thanks for the clues)
OHHHHHH NOOOOOO YOUUUUUU DON'TTTTT!
You started this mess! You can't back out now!
You must see it through to the bitter end!
:~D