Your excessive stylistic concerns are effete and comical.
Ah...I see. Only girls and clowns care about good writing. So I guess that means all the great writers who ever lived were women, right? And only women and jokers care about lucid, effective communication?
Yeah, I guess you gotta be a fairy to think it matters how ya talk about tings. Tough guys don't give a crap about none of that crap. Hand me a beer, will ya? I got a game to watch!