[aculeus]

There's a prize of 100 Naira (Nigerian currency) to any FReeper who can explain -- more or less -- what happened.

[dighton]

Ah yes, the Ooni of Ife. Not to be confused with the Cicero of Esa Oke.

This will explain everything.

[dighton]

There's a prize of 100 Naira (Nigerian currency) to any FReeper who can explain -- more or less -- what happened.

$$$$$ beyond the dreams of avarice $$$$$

[Moonmad27]

Wow. I kept looking for some sign that this was supposed to be posted under humor...reading it is like being lost in a foreign country without a roadmap or signs to lead the way. The best line has to be "but he only sent a cow to us to kill for the visitors." That's real hospitality (not good news for the cow, though).

[Larry Lucido]

MY NAME IS OBA ODUNADE SIJUWADE, THE OONI OF IFE. MY LATE ATTORNEY GENERAL AND JUSTICE MINISTER, CHIEF BOLA IGE WAS KILLED FOLLOWING AN UNFORTUNATE MANHANDLING INCIDENT. CHIEF IGE LEFT US $25 MILLION IN A SECRET ACCOUNT AND I SEEK YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE IN REMOVING THE FUNDS OFFSHORE TO YOUR US ACCOUNT, FOR WHICH YOU WILL RECEIVE A FEE OF 25%. PLEASE SEND YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATION FORTHWITH AND A $2500.00 FEE TO OUR LAW FIRM TO COVER EXPENSES AND LICENSING OF OFFSHORE ACCOUNTHOLDERS.

[BJClinton]

It's been three years, anyone figured this out yet?