Well, if that's what it takes to get a date in Kabul I guess I could try it...I won't use much and Mom will never notice the tube is missing for awhile...
They misunderstood that line from
Beavis and Butthead Do America.
I am Cornholio...
I need some TP...
for my bunghole...
They thought "TP" stood for "toothpaste".