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Guantanamo's Unhappy Campers
Weekly Standard ^ | 2-4-02 | Matt LaBash

Posted on 02/04/2002 12:01:50 PM PST by bulldawg

....At some point, that might become necessary, they tell me, as plotting is obviously afoot. Sgt. Matt Lampert of Montana says the other day one of the prisoners was caught "with a piece of cloth stuffed with rocks that was tied off at the end." Sgt. Rodney Davis says that during chowtime, he sees them through his scope "making terrain models out of their food." And unlike say, Afghan prisons, where starving detainees are reportedly begging to be sent to Gitmo, there's plenty of food to play with. "They get fed better than us, sir," says Lampert. When I ask the Marines if they've seen anything weird, they laugh sheepishly, looking at each other. Finally, Sgt. Josh Westbrook, who sports a forearm tattoo of flaming baby heads, steps up. "They know they're being watched," he explains, "so they'll stare at you, and while they stare at you, they'll, uh, masturbate." According to these Marines, they don't just pleasure themselves to freak out the snipers, but also to embarrass the female Army guards in the camp's interior. The weirdness doesn't end there. They've also eaten their toiletries and urinated on equipment. "The other day," says Westbrook, "one of the guys tried to do a naked cartwheel." In the most bizarre twist, Lance Corporal Devin Klebaur says a few have also been known to "put toothpaste in their ass...."


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To: bulldawg
Being a women in Afghanistan must be horrible!
81 posted on 02/04/2002 1:32:11 PM PST by chachacha
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To: PoisedWoman
...make heads or tails of this?
seems to me you DO get it ! :/)
82 posted on 02/04/2002 1:33:16 PM PST by stylin19a
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To: RichInOC
Superglue.
83 posted on 02/04/2002 1:35:22 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Billthedrill
They misunderstood that line from Beavis and Butthead Do America.

I am Cornholio...
I need some TP...
for my bunghole...

They thought "TP" stood for "toothpaste".

84 posted on 02/04/2002 1:41:29 PM PST by Publius
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
The New Toothpaste thats getting Eye Popping Reviews!!

"CRUST"

with new Anal Whitener!!!!!!

85 posted on 02/04/2002 1:42:26 PM PST by cmsgop
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To: Delbert
You have submitted the best suggestion, Delbert. Crazy Glue is brilliant!
86 posted on 02/04/2002 1:43:03 PM PST by doberville
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To: Publius
I was thinking of cornholio while posting on this thread, I didnt think of the "T P" connection though. Very clever grasshoppah!
87 posted on 02/04/2002 1:45:33 PM PST by Delbert
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To: bulldawg
half of them probably don't have many teeth to brush
88 posted on 02/04/2002 1:46:23 PM PST by arly
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To: parsifal
""so they'll stare at you, and while they stare at you, they'll, uh, masturbate."
---Quit being silly. This is a religious thing. It is the Month of Whackadan."

Absolutely.. as good muslims, they are the slaves of allah,
and allah commands them in all things, even
unto conduct toward their enemies.. and besides, some of
'em have never seen a woman not covered in 40 pounds of
blankets and robes..
(Arabic name for Cuba is Monkispankistan)

89 posted on 02/04/2002 1:53:01 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: registered
we need a visual!
90 posted on 02/04/2002 1:53:04 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: parsifal
Do you mean this one?


91 posted on 02/04/2002 1:53:31 PM PST by Mrs.Liberty
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To: Delbert

Do they put the toothpaste every where?  Or just on the

Crest Dual Action Whitening Toothpaste, Fresh Mint

These guys are really sick!!

NOW THIS TAKES CAVITY CONTROL TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL!!


92 posted on 02/04/2002 1:54:57 PM PST by FresnoDA
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To: bulldawg
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