I started reading the first line as I was scrolling and realized it was you. I'd say the style most resembles the song "Who's Laughing Now?". Does your mind actually operate in this manner, or do you put your thoughts into this form as you are writing? In either case, from an artistic point of view, I am very interested and quite impressed (seriously -- no joke).
But please, in a debate, please use straight English.
Our friend, f.Christian, makes a good living writing Chinese cookie fortunes.