Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[GoodyBrown]

Hi doll ~ Pig in a poke?

[grannie9]

Yesssssss... He seems to get the words Bodacious and Pucks confused... Of course I can't speak French..so what do I know..... Right Westy?

[grannie9]

Mistress Goody... you had to bring up that word again... There seems to be no rest for the weary.....;-)

[GoodyBrown]

Yup ~ The brains have not been bred out of 'em. Wait 'til they get popular...

[okimhere]

But even if you don't understand his French vernacular, the look gives him away. I don't think he can skate on this one.

[GoodyBrown]

Only the young die good...

[grannie9]

FOFLMAO... I looove that one....

[grannie9]

He's a nasty acting and looking little critter, but still kind of cute... ifyanowhatimean?

[GoodyBrown]

You are in a White Rabbit moment. You need your bubble bath and to put on clothes. You have to go to a meeting. You can play here this p.m. Say, so long til later Goody...

[okimhere]

Oh, darn! Rummy is on and he wasn't scheduled until 10:30. I'll have to leave you dear ones for this man (isn't that just like a woman!). Later.......

[GoodyBrown]

It's yours, doll...off to the bath with me.

[grannie9]

Oh goodness... I have watch that hunk Rummy too..lol

[palo verde]

what a joy to read down the thread
you gals are cute, one and all
OneidaM, you are so funny
GoodyBrown, you blow me away
Oki and chickie, you make the joint swing
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

why am I not surprised you have an intelligent dog
Lulu is dumb as a fence (but o how I love her)
I love having Charlie as our thread mascot
he's a lil bit of wonderful
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

it is a pastel lovely day here on the desert
you done good
I am happy
Love, Palo

[okimhere]

Good morning, palo! I have to go offline soon but I wanted to stop by for a quick howdy. Our day is sunny and blueskied. Packaging it and sending it to your area for tomorrow - LOL.

I'll be back later and look for you all.

[palo verde]

is this the Baja senor
what's this I hear bout doc gave you pills for pain
turns out it gets people high
and you're thinkin' bout selling them on the street
don't do it westy go straight
we don't want to have to send GoodyBrown up there with bail money
Love, Palo

just teasin' honeybun
I couldn't resist cracking wise when you said you had rx filled but never had need of them

[palo verde]

Hi andysmom
GoodyBrown's dog Charlie quivers with intelligence
Lulu is sprawled out dozin' in the sun
Goody's dog is smart enuf to deliver messages
I heard before we got Lulu
she used to run away
show up at someone's door
they would offer her everything to eat
she turned it all down
till they unthawed and heated up a pepperoni pizza for her
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

thank you thank you thank you
for this divine weather

[palo verde]

habs, please tell westy to go straight