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Who left the dimensional door open?
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.


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To: GoodyBrown
What's keeping that bartender?? Show his some leg ;-)
881 posted on 02/11/2002 5:13:49 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: Prentice
Sorry..Prentice... Ahh will fold... I have to go to bed soon..and form chloresterol deposits... All that pot roast and apple pie...
882 posted on 02/11/2002 5:14:40 PM PST by grannie9
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To: habs4ever
Sweetie, I was really afraid I did hurtyourfeelings
883 posted on 02/11/2002 5:14:49 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: GoodyBrown
Bon appetit Goody, it was fun havin' you
Love, Palo
884 posted on 02/11/2002 5:14:53 PM PST by palo verde
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To: GoodyBrown
Ta Ta Goody, and try not to follow Grannie's example of stuffed cochon...toodle loo :-)
885 posted on 02/11/2002 5:15:52 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: GoodyBrown
Night Goody.. enjoyed your company... see you soon...
886 posted on 02/11/2002 5:15:56 PM PST by grannie9
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To: habs4ever
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887 posted on 02/11/2002 5:17:26 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
pot roast and apple pie sounds good
you know how to eat
888 posted on 02/11/2002 5:17:34 PM PST by palo verde
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To: GoodyBrown
Not to worry, I'm as sensitive as Bob Dole;-)LOL....but my parts work!!
889 posted on 02/11/2002 5:17:52 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever
FOFLMBO... PROVE IT..
890 posted on 02/11/2002 5:18:50 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Get out your handy froggy translation guide, Madame Berlitz;-)Cochon produces a staple of breakfasts' worldwide ;-)
891 posted on 02/11/2002 5:19:52 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: palo verde
Okay Boucher Babe-alicious.then. Must have food. A demain ....
892 posted on 02/11/2002 5:20:14 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: GoodyBrown
fofl goody
chickita is bein' bad girl with habs
I hope you will be around tomorrow
it's fun havin' you
Love, Palo
893 posted on 02/11/2002 5:22:46 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Just to help you along, since you are still an apprentice Hab fan, for now, our boys have won 24 Cups in their long glorious history.I'm not sure if Boston has won more than 5 in what, 100 yrs?? Right Grannie??;-)
894 posted on 02/11/2002 5:23:03 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever
It sounds like pig.... Of course I only know a little teensy bit of Spanish and Maya...

Ha!!! I just looked it up.. and it is pig.... No more Im's with you mister....

895 posted on 02/11/2002 5:23:56 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Oh, go fall asleep in the hot tub.Keep Al company ;-)LOL
896 posted on 02/11/2002 5:25:49 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever
Wellllll.. but we did steal Bobby Orr from you... that should be worth something...
897 posted on 02/11/2002 5:26:47 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
I knew it
the mention of bodacious
always gets habs into trouble
has he now called you a pig
Love, Palo
898 posted on 02/11/2002 5:28:17 PM PST by palo verde
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To: habs4ever
He's already asleep on the couch again.. with the clicker in hand...lol
899 posted on 02/11/2002 5:29:07 PM PST by grannie9
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To: GoodyBrown
same thing happened last time
first he called us flat chested
then he called us a pig
the word bodacious does not bring this kid luck
Love, Palo
900 posted on 02/11/2002 5:31:02 PM PST by palo verde
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