Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[grannie9]

Dads are wonderful for a girl if you have a good one.. I had the greatest.. but I was born late and he died young.. He was also a great husband and he and my mother had a good love life until the end...

[grannie9]

Goody..you're fun... I LIKE you... ;-)

[GoodyBrown]

Dear Stuffed Pig, Death by hot tub sounds good.

[grannie9]

I was never much for things that didn't work up fast... I lose my patience after awhile... If I can't see some headway at the end of the day... I toss it...

[grannie9]

FOFLOL.. It's that old high blood pressure syndrome.. Death by Roo Roo...or..... boiled New England Owl.

[GoodyBrown]

Sweetie - I am going to LaLaLand this week most likely and on the whole I'd rather be on another planet in another dimension or even Philadelphia

[GoodyBrown]

I am facing that now with someone who is 97, still sharp as a tack but slowly physically fading.

[palo verde]

I love you

[GoodyBrown]

I am not patient and I slam doors. Gonna come to a bad end we are.

[andysandmikesmom]

I am so sorry to hear that your father died while you were still quite young, but I am glad that you have wonderful memories of him...

[palo verde]

lol chickita I had mcdonalds on the way to the pool
and chinese take-out on the way back
I ate so much I didn't think I could post at first
but I lit a cig, drank two doc peps
and found Goody's post 'bout ''u know who''
lol
it all came back to me and I remembered how to post
Love, Palo

[andysandmikesmom]

One of the most remarkable persons I ever knew, was an old lady that I took care of in the nursing home...she was 106 last I remember her, and she was remarkable...her memory was sharp and clear, but she was in the nursing home, because there was no one else left in her family to care for her...her only physical disabilities were that she was very hard of hearing and had very poor vision and was a little weak...

But she was remarkable...every morning, she got up and did her own daily hygience...dressed herself, and very prim and proper...cute little dresses, usually purple, and she even put on her own nylons, and little high heels...she always wore pearls, and put on makeup, and had her hair done with the beauticians came in...

She actually came to Washington State as a very tiny little girl, probably just around the time Washington became a state...she would tell us tales that were so vivid, and wonderful to hear...her family was the original founders of the Health Spa, called Longmire, which existed up in Mt.Rainier Natl Park....the Health Spa is no longer there, but Longmire, is a popular stop at Rainier, with a museum, store, lodges, and trail walks...

Every time we go there, I remember the little old lady I took care of, and the importance of her family in Washington History...

[palo verde]

I'm gonna have to get used to it that you're a gal on the go
but I see you come back (happy smile goes here)
have fun in LaLaLand
I'll miss u
Love, Palo

if habs queries me 'bout what kind of pjs u want
u want me just to use my imagination?
you're a gal who might look good in yellow

[palo verde]

When I was a child all I wanted was a job and an apartment. And you think you were bad news as a teen

fofl
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

I'm here...been looking at pics all.They arrived in the brown paper package, quite dog eared too ;-)Palo, I will need to get much more material for the Hedy L'Amour model.Though, not as much as for Grannie :-)LOL I better get back to sewing soon.

Goody, silk pj's make opera a much more enjoyable experience.They aren't just for housefires anymore;-)

[GoodyBrown]

Need them to look like the 1940's. Lounging ones a la Carole Lombard or Jean Harlow. White silk charmeuse...or very pale yellow. I will require an Irish Wolfhound as an accessory...

[habs4ever]

Palo, Goody tells us she prefers flesh tones.Not very considerate of house guests, is that??lol

[grannie9]

OmG.. How did you ever drink two Doc Peps...? You're making me gag... lol.. I am going to force myself to eat a piece of apple pie... I don't need it, but I will eat a sliver, no ice cream (Just to make sure it isn't poison..) yanowhatimean? Someone has to do it.....

[GoodyBrown]

LOL! Stop reading my mind

[grannie9]

What the hell did you mean by that, Sonny????? I'll have you know...... I haven't even eaten the pie yet!!!!