Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[grannie9]

I've never seen you Palo... You must be spinning really fast...lol

[palo verde]

of course I wished my mom were like the other moms
I found it so much fun when Ceil Pollack would sit at her dinette table with us after school
play 7 man stud with us
light up a cigarette and say to her daughter
carol if I catch you with a cigarette I'll kill you
(my mom didn't smoke)
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

on the new age sites they are reporting now
that if we were all back in '87
we wouldn't be able to see ourselves now
we are vibrating too fast to be seen with 1987 eyes
love, speedy palo

[andysandmikesmom]

Grannie...I like the one about IRONY....keep crying and I will give you something to cry about...this reminds me of my dad...when we were kids he would sometimes, out of the blue, just bop us kids on the top of the head...never enough to hurt, but enough to make us sit up and take notice...then he would say, "That was for nothing, now behave yourselves" We always knew that meant, that so far on that day, we had been good kids, and it better continue that way....

Then sometimes, when we would all be sitting together, dad would say in his stern voice "Come over here"...and you knew what was coming....he would put his big huge rough right hand on your forehead, and spread the fingers apart...then with his left hand, he would pull back the the right hands middle finger as far back as he could get it, and then let go of it, and let it snap you right on the forehead...he always called that a 'botchigaloui'...that is a phonetic rendition, have no idea how one spells that word, if it is even a word...sometimes the finger whomped you so hard, it did hurt...then dad would grin, pat you on the back, and send you on your way...again, it just seemed to be his way, of telling you that you were a good kid, but watch it, and stay that way...I sure miss my old dad...

Palo...tonite is the beginning night of the Westminster...check your TV schedule...the hounds, tho will be on tomorrow evening...cant wait to see which basset hound won his bassty group...There is a handsome Basset, who has been winning a lot, his name is Bumpers...hes a well endowed male basset, a perfect boyfriend for Lulu...

[palo verde]

good mornin' westy
where are you
Goody is sleepin' nude
(she keeps her pjs by side of bed in case of fire)
grannie is sunbathin' in her hammock
I'm sittin' here smokin' a cigarette
habs is studying his mail
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

lol andysmom I love your posts
you have a talent for making me be right there seeing what is happening
I feel like I know your dad
and you made me love him
Lulu is sleeping like a contessa now in the sunshine on our outside couch
she has her head on my down pillow
I can see her from my window
perhaps she is dreamin' of Bumpers
I think she is in love with Happy tho
she lets him take the food right out of her mouth!
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

now she is comin' in to get me
time for her walk
c u all l8r
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

FOFL... speedy Palo... Love it...

Our little Whirlwind....

[palo verde]

I want to see my glads bloom, and my stargazer lillies, and my lucifers, and my anemonies...and my crocus......

I can't wait till your garden comes up Oneida
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

fofl chickita
how a peace lovin' gal like me ever got to be a whirlwind
beats me
it must be the acceleration
it took me by storm
kisses honeybun

[palo verde]

Goody, I get such a kick out of your posts (bright yellow smiley here)
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

A maiden's prayer, doll.

[GoodyBrown]

Happy day..you're expressing your accelerated self. What thread?... I want to have a looksee

[grannie9]

Ok... The Pie is done.. The pot roast is on and the veggies all cut and ready to go... Now, comes the Hammock... Ta, for a few....

[GoodyBrown]

Just back from going down in flames at eBay

I very much liked the story of your sweet but strict father.

Did you see the one Palo told about the "joy" her papa had when someone asked him directions; because then he had the honour of taking them there himself?

[GoodyBrown]

Just back from going down in flames at eBay

I very much liked the story of your sweet but strict father.

Did you see the one Palo told about the "joy" her papa had when people asked him directions; because then he had the honour of taking them there himself?

[GoodyBrown]

Jeepers, there ya go again. And just when I was going to ask you how to make a hot
....potato soup...

[GoodyBrown]

Darn ~ Meant to add that both fathers were doing what some might call a 'mitzvah'.

[GoodyBrown]

cinco-ed,cinq-ed, funkled. bbl

[grannie9]

Wow.. you and I within two days of each other... Must something in the air... Is it us? No one wants to be around when we are? LMAO...