Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[sweetliberty]

[.38sw]

Nully, you devil you!

[null and void]

Moi?

[null and void]

Was that a yes? Or did wisdom take over?

[okimhere]

Nully, couldn't you post a 'Spray Alert'?? I try to keep food and drink away from my keyboard but you know how long THAT lasts........

[.38sw]

Spray alert! Yes! That's it! And all I was asking for was instructions on cleaning up after...

[null and void]

Which reminds me, it's time to get the cats fixed...

[okimhere]

What was that line from Fried Green Tomatoes, Cheri? Something like 'I'm older than you and I have more insurance.' Well, I'm older than you are, and I've cleaned up more keyboards ---- FOFL

[sweetliberty]

Hi Cheri. What should I tell Nully? He is frisky today.

[okimhere]

You silly savage! Ya made me go back and see if I'd misspelled (again).

[.38sw]

Yeah, I think that was the line. It was a good one! And how do you know you're older than I am? Huh? NOBODY is older than i am, well, except maybe my mother.

[okimhere]

Well, do we want him frisky today? Kinda cute that way, dontcha think?

Well, if not, tell him to cool his jets or we'll have to do it for him (you know I LOVE you, nully, and am saying this in the KINDEST way).

[null and void]

Sorry, we have a tomcat, I want him fixed before he starts spraying...

[okimhere]

You were good enough to post a picture of yourself. Even my CAT is older than your cat, and I love your cat pictures.

[rwfromkansas]

I say this as a person who believes in the paranormal even....but this just seems too wacky to be true frankly....

[.38sw]

He's frisky today? I used to have a cat named Frisky. Nully is talking about neutering tomcats, and spraying...I don't think we want to connect any dots here, do we?

[null and void]

Well, if not, tell him to cool his jets or we'll have to do it for him

Ummm, it's only the cats I want spayed...

[sweetliberty]

"do we want him frisky today? Kinda cute that way, dontcha think?"

Yea he is isn't he? I think I'll leave him hanging for awhile.

[null and void]

I don't think we want to connect any dots here, do we?

Or disconnect anything else...

[okimhere]

Oh, I see how you read it now. Well, how about a 'Snort Alert'?? Doesn't have the same zing. Maybe you have a better idea, and I know you do.