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Who left the dimensional door open?
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.


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To: mjf
Palo is a vortex.....lol
If you are around her
things get scrambled.....(:-0
561 posted on 02/09/2002 5:15:33 PM PST by westmex
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To: mjf
hi mjf
Tucson's dazzling sunlight lifts my spirits
I'll be happy to send some your way
Love, Palo
562 posted on 02/09/2002 5:16:32 PM PST by palo verde
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To: OneidaM
no problemo
I'm having him put L for Lulu (my basset) on mine
G for gorgeous is perfect for you
Love, Palo
563 posted on 02/09/2002 5:19:19 PM PST by palo verde
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To: westmex
hi cookie
I think you have written a poem
it may be a haiku
wait till our high toned ladies come back, I'll ask them
Love, Palo
564 posted on 02/09/2002 5:22:11 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde; habs4ever
Dearest Palo.
Ya think this is habs on the left in this picture??? I hear he is predisposed to being indisposed this evening?????????? HMMMMMMM.


565 posted on 02/09/2002 5:23:32 PM PST by Neets
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To: mjf
hi mjf
I didn't know it was Fleetwood Mac
I like it
Love, Palo
566 posted on 02/09/2002 5:24:04 PM PST by palo verde
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To: westmex
Westie..good to see you
Hope you are fine this wonderful Saturday evening.
567 posted on 02/09/2002 5:24:51 PM PST by Neets
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To: OneidaM
Just my usual ornery self..lol
And how are you this evening?
568 posted on 02/09/2002 5:27:25 PM PST by westmex
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To: OneidaM; habs4ever; westmex
hi habs
if the pjs look like that cancel my order
I pictured something cuter
Oneida claims you are in bed with your galpal
I am glad you are settin' a good example for Westy
Westy, take your galpal out for an italian dinner
and tell her all is forgiven
Love, Palo
569 posted on 02/09/2002 5:30:07 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Think Habs could cook up some pasta like this for me Palo???


570 posted on 02/09/2002 5:30:08 PM PST by Neets
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To: westmex
Westie Darling,,,I don't think you are ornery!!!!!!!!!! I like you just the way you are....like fine wine!!!!
571 posted on 02/09/2002 5:31:22 PM PST by Neets
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To: OneidaM
that is much cuter Oneida
habs, do it like that for Oneida
572 posted on 02/09/2002 5:32:14 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Sweetie, is it true you were running around here topless earlier today?..
Remember it's still winter....
Or were you hoping to inspire Habs?
573 posted on 02/09/2002 5:38:56 PM PST by westmex
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To: no one in particular
Did I scare everyone away????????
574 posted on 02/09/2002 5:45:38 PM PST by westmex
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To: palo verde

Palo has love
She is Wonder and light
When she posts her notes
You know they are right.

  A tribute to Palo
For all she has done
In keeping this thread
As the number one.

  As she has brought life
To this crazy tale
One would feel deprived
Were this thread to fail.

You astonish me Palo! Now, what about that crazy football thing?

575 posted on 02/09/2002 5:46:48 PM PST by mjf
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To: yall
I refuse to funkle!!!!!!!
BBL
576 posted on 02/09/2002 5:47:22 PM PST by westmex
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To: westmex; Goody Brown
I was not topless
Goody Brown made that up
I am wearing a deep rose sleeveless dress, it is a sheath
Goody Brown was drinking a Pink Gin when she posted that
when she is sober tomorrow she will take it back
Love, modest reserved and sheathed, Palo
577 posted on 02/09/2002 5:48:50 PM PST by palo verde
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To: mjf
I love you
578 posted on 02/09/2002 5:50:04 PM PST by palo verde
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To: westmex; palo verde; habs4ever
Dont go away...I just have so much mail to answer and other threads to keep track of......

Palo, I found another very CUTE and SEXY PJ that Habs could make for me but I didn't want to post it and chase him away, for fear he thought I was flirting with him....

579 posted on 02/09/2002 5:50:31 PM PST by Neets
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To: mjf
you are wonderful
580 posted on 02/09/2002 5:52:10 PM PST by palo verde
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