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Who left the dimensional door open?
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.


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To: Goody Brown; habs4ever
Hi Goody
welcome back
you didn't miss much
on Thursday night habs wore his green silk pjs
last night he wore his cotton fuchsia ones
the stuff we post 'bout ourselves on the web continually amazes me
I am so reserved and modest
Love, modest scrambled eggs palo
501 posted on 02/09/2002 9:45:22 AM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
I am so reserved and modest

And eggs don't scramble....lol...(:-)

502 posted on 02/09/2002 11:32:51 AM PST by westmex
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To: westmex
...and fish don't swim
503 posted on 02/09/2002 12:01:38 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: westmex
fofl, you crack me up
love, reserved and modest palo
504 posted on 02/09/2002 12:03:20 PM PST by palo verde
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To: westmex; habs4ever; palo verde
...Still she looks quite sweet in her topless dress
505 posted on 02/09/2002 12:18:00 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: palo verde; Darlin'
Hiya, Palo, this is unusual, I very rarely come here posting on the weekend, and it was very kind of you to invite me, but I must leave eftsoons if not quicker. Although Miss Darlin' and I used to do some Frenching at the Smokers' Lounge, and I can get along in French, I'm not fluent, I'm missing too much vocabulary and have forgotten much of the grammar like the subjunctive. If I still lived in Montreal, I wouldn't pretend to an employer that I'm fluent in French. However, no comment about frenching...
506 posted on 02/09/2002 12:43:38 PM PST by Argh
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To: GoodyBrown
LOL Goody you are a naughty girl
my dress has a halter to it
swimmin' nekkid may be my favorite thing, but there are no lakes close by on the desert
the girls in the public pool all wear speed suits, but glamorous bathing suits are more fun
(I'd rather wear Miss Helene from Hollywood than a speedo)
In NYC all I ever wore was dungarees and T shirts
but in Tucson I wear sundresses with spaghetti straps
Love, Palo
507 posted on 02/09/2002 12:58:19 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde; habs4ever
....halters are for horses..
508 posted on 02/09/2002 1:13:33 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: GoodyBrown
bad Goody
bad bad Goody
fofl
Love, Palo
509 posted on 02/09/2002 1:23:18 PM PST by palo verde
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To: scouse

Its that strange kind of story that seems to come down from long ago,..

Two friends having coffee together when something flies by their window

It may be out on their lawn which is why I had to rent half of a playing field

Cause there’s not explaining what your imagination can make you see and feel.

You know it seems like a dream, got me hypnotized

 

510 posted on 02/09/2002 1:30:57 PM PST by mjf
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To: Argh
Hi Argh
you are always welcome here
we are happy to have you
I took French in high school, altho my mom said Spanish is more practical
I lived in NYC where we had many many Puerto Ricans, as well as Cubans
I was completely romantic as a teenager, I had no interest then in taking Spanish cause it would be good for a job later on
I wanted to take French cause it sounded romantic
lol now I live in Tucson, Arizona (only 60 miles from the Mexican border)
I sure wish I did know Spanish
Love, Palo
511 posted on 02/09/2002 1:32:37 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde; habs4ever
...of virtues I have very few...Certainly I have no green silk pyjamas...
512 posted on 02/09/2002 1:47:16 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: GoodyBrown; all
bbl
513 posted on 02/09/2002 1:51:21 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: GoodyBrown
Goody, your posts are making me giggle
who of us has green silk pyjamas
habs loves his work as investment counselor
but the guy's talent seems to be for pyjamas
why doesn't he keep his job as an investment counselor, and spend his spare time designing green silk pyjamas for us
Love, Palo
514 posted on 02/09/2002 2:00:28 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Palo.. as you know.. the only language I have a spattering of is Maya...with a teensy teensy bit of Spanish.. and then it is all the raunchy stuff... Am making potato soup.. might bbl...
515 posted on 02/09/2002 2:54:16 PM PST by grannie9
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To: palo verde
...boop boop be doop..he couldn't aspir-ah to anything high-ah
516 posted on 02/09/2002 3:01:19 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: grannie9
..cockaleekie?
517 posted on 02/09/2002 3:03:13 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: GoodyBrown
LOL
girl, you have a wit
518 posted on 02/09/2002 3:12:06 PM PST by palo verde
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To: mjf
When quacks with pills politcal would dope us,
When politcs absorbs the livelong day,
I like to think about the star Canopus,
So far, so far away. (B.L.Taylor)
519 posted on 02/09/2002 3:12:27 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: palo verde
old girl, I have a pink gin...
520 posted on 02/09/2002 3:15:41 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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