Who left the dimensional door open?

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[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

hi cookie
yes I heard from westy
he is fine and has put in his order for green silk pajamas
with a V on them
Love, Palo

[The Drowning Witch]

lass, you are a spirit without a thread...LOL

I'm in a like position as well. I'm like a sheperd of a baseball gamethread about the Braves in ATL, and in the offseason, my charges are as bored as I am by the so-called HotStove League. Statheads take over the discussion in the absence of games, and I long for real-time things to watch....

If you ever want to play with some truly wacky folks, here's a link to where we play:ATL Braves Message Board</a href>

I am the Deathless Horsie. The baseball season starts on 4/2/02. That should be the first gamethread. I'll start game threads during spring training on 3/2/02 but unless you can get Braves Games Here, or Care</a href>, I wouldn't bother. Miss you, palo. Don't know if you're a baseball fan, but realtime gamethreads can be fun. I'll FReepmail you on 3/2 so you can watch if you want.
Witch

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
I am a baseball fan
I'd love to join your threads
I am a D'backs fan all the way tho
Spring has already arrived here on the desert, baseball season is just 'round the corner
The Yanks are tough to beat
Seattle did great all season, but the Yanks have a talent for comin' thru at the end
they very nearly took our Series from us too
Right now I'd rate Atlanta as 50-50 chance to win this years's Series
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

lol witchie I guess I'll hang my hat on this thread
grannie is flirting with the boys in french
seems like a good way for me to pick up a lil french
comment-allez vous, mon petit chou
Love, Palo

that means how are you my little cabbage head
cabbage head is an endearment in french

[palo verde]

mais oui, les Braves sont une grand team
je suis content sur cette UFO thread
les ETs, ils est incroyable
avec amour, Mlle Palo

[The Drowning Witch]

Garde les Fois, m'ami! Nous sommes les savuers de La Republique!

[habs4ever]

Hope you're feeling better and are up for some scrambled eggs soon ;-).I know where you can get some!!LOL...but, you can't have my PJ's!!

[habs4ever]

She'll be hunting all night long for a translation!! LOL

[Argh]

Best words ever in French:

Les Canadiens, les Canadiens sont lá!!!!

They aren't lá anymore, sadly.

[habs4ever]

No, you got that wrong ....the best words are "Les Canadiens gagne le Coupe Stanley!! or..."Lafleur, avec le rondelle...est le but!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How's that?? I was brought up on Danny Gallivan, not Rene Lecavalier ;-)LOl

[palo verde]

bonjour mon petit chou
je suis heureuse to see you
je t'adore
c'est vrai, nous saved notre Republique
what am I sposed to guard?
ton amie, Palo

[palo verde]

bonjour Kid Westy
Zut alors!
vous etes dulce
(you are sweet)
a million pillous (I think that means kisses), Palo

[palo verde]

Hi argh
I am a Habs fan too
maybe next year they'll win the Cup
I hope so
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

bonjour belle blond
has the cute guy who sold you the tequila been back to date you
peutetre bientot
(perhaps soon?)
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

She's easy, she just loves the Tricoloure jersey ;-)A classic sports groupie!! But she's learning about the glorious past of le CH.I bet she'd have swooned over Beliveau and Cournoyer ;-)LOL

[Argh]

I suppose, but to be in the Forum singing along at the top of your lungs.... I went standing to a LOT of the home games from 1969 to 1972, what great times (until they missed the playoffs in '72). They were lá more often than they won the Cup, and there was a huge stretch of years where they won the Cup a lot but always away from the Forum.

I used to see M. Lecavalier a lot at the Royal Bank at Westmount Square, a very distinguished-looking gentleman, but imagine a good Frenchman doing his banking at Squarehead Central! :^)

Est-ce que ceci est la forme d'une tête anglaise? (pointing to a square, after having gotten "Non!" for the circle and triangle)
Oui!
Pourquoi?
Parce que Wessmount Square! (a skit from a 1960's French-Canadian comedy show)

See you later, habs.

[palo verde]

l'homme at costco
qui vend tequilla

[Aurelius]

That door has been open for a long time, how do you think Hillary Rodham got here?

[Argh]

Hiya, Palo! A Habs fan? Baisez-moi, ma chère!

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
I am a huge Habs fan
here is a kiss for you
Love, Palo