Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
you're the gal with the beautiful designer suits
hope you took notes on how to acquire pair of pretty green silk pjs
when habs checks in later you can inquire 'bout details lol
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

fofl, fofl
sounds like ac is fallin' apart at the seams
I had a hunch he was slippin' when he thought florida was in NY
westy is laconic westerner
they don't talk much, but they are all action
yup, if I were you I'd hang out a lambchop on your mailbox for westy
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

bonjour mon peit chou
grand merci for your rose in mailbox
Love, scrambled eggs

[habs4ever]

Lambchops for lunch sound delish.I've grown tired of scrambled eggs, at least for now ;-)How are things in the swamp, Gran? And Palo...any tumbleweed in your front yard today??

[palo verde]

chickita, he says he is a love machine in his green silk pjs
be careful

[habs4ever]

She doesn't care'bout that Palo, she just wants someone to clean her pool and do the dishes.Is it any wonder Count AC gets conveniently lost??

[okimhere]

Good morning, palocita. Your post reached out and grabbed me as I passed the computer. I KNEW if we could keep the sun shining warm and beautiful long enough, we could get you back in the ole swimmin' hole. Have fun!

I missed you yesterday but I was so busy. I'll try to do better today.

Green silk pj's - habs is tres chic!

[palo verde]

fofl oui oui, habs is tres chic
Yes, honey bunny
Your beautiful sunshine did the trick
Today I find my bikini, my towel, my shampoo and cream rinse
But I have to find my pocketbook first
I hid it under the heap of clothes I never hang up
(when I walked Lulu with door wide open)
When the man came to put in new sliding glass window in truck
I looked for it to find my checkbook
with no luck
I must have hidden it good!
(lol I am a nut)
Lulu is lyin' flat froggy now
but I think I'll open windows and start to get ready to take her out
Love, swimmin' palo

[palo verde]

lol I'm just tryin' to figure out who Count AC got conveniently lost with

[habs4ever]

Enjoy your swim Ms Desert Twig...drop Kid Westy a note sometime, see if he's home yet :-)Hi Oki! How's that tequila coming along??lol

[okimhere]

Good morning to you! Fortunately, the tequila in that darlin' decanter is beautiful to eyeball, too, so I'm not forced to drink some in order to enjoy it - FOFL!

Have a successful day, habs.

[acnielsen guy]

Palo is right.. you are lousy when it comes to directions..

I am not so lousy on directions my dear – It was dark and you said you would have the flag up. Remember I have the longitude and latitude of Florida dock but only the location of several mailboxes on FR.

I know men hate asking directions

I did ask directions and this lovely lady said she shared the mailbox with you and that you would be along shortly. We discussed the vagaries to of woman's timekeeping and other things. We had rather a strange conversation she kept saying something about "Acceleration" and "Awakening" although I was doing my best and was not asleep. I now realize that she was not telling the whole truth when she said you would be joining us. I believe she took advantage of me because I was a foreigner.

What is a petite chou my little cabbage?

[acnielsen guy]

lol I'm just tryin' to figure out who Count AC got conveniently lost with

I know you live near Tucson perhaps you could tell me if parcel of land that a lady was trying to sell me would be suitable for farming?

[acnielsen guy]

Back in a couple of hours

[grannie9]

Je suis votre chou de petit.

et vous êtes mon compte du jour...

Ma boîte aux lettres sentira comme le petit morceau savoureux que je suis.... Lambchop Grillé...

So don't be afraid... come on in....Mon peu compte comme le pirate...

[grannie9]

Mon marais est rempli de choux et l'agneau coupe... Do drop in.... ;)

[palo verde]

Hi sweetie
I got your freep
I am happy to hear from you
all is well with me
I am on this thread now, lol it is a UFO thread
I am happy
I hope your 'puter is fixed now and you are ready to roll
I love you
Palo

[palo verde]

Hi honey
thank you for your loving freep
all's well that ends well
I am happy here on my new thread
I am interested in ETs UFOs acceleration and the Mass Awakening
plus you know I love kiddin' 'round and havin' fun (smile)
And now that I've expanded into FR
I am overjoyed to find so many FReepers who share my vision for far more liberties for our citizens than we have now
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

I see you are flirtin' in french with ac and habs
I think you are off topic
the topic of this thread is flying furry football terrorizes chilean teens
love, lambchop

[palo verde]

lol AC Tucson is not the Sahara
we do have farms here
but it only rains one week a year
you have to water
your lady in the mailbox is not a con artist
she was turnin' you on to a good thing
Love, Palo