Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

lol I have found my mind

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Habs! You still haven't given us the details about your gf!
Is she a conservative too?
I'm listening to Dennis Prager this morning on KRLA in LA.

Hmmm, I feel hungry.....

[acnielsen guy]

Your parrot must be doing the typing today;-)

That is true habs - she is usually far better at it than I am - but she no longers swears. Gran has gentrified her so I am no longer confused as to who is talking.

[palo verde]

lol grlfrnd love_supreme is changin' his hotmail addy
it got filled up with porn instantly
he said he can't even get in there
he won't tell me his new hotmail addy
said I can't keep my mouth shut lol
time to get ready for swimmin'
I forgot my bathing suit in shower room
hope it is still there
Love, Palo

[Mo1]

Hi Palo .. I left a note with West about the new thread this morning .. but soon I need to head out and mostly likely won't get back on till late tonight ..

I can start a new thread for you now and then give West instructions later ..

If you want me to do it I need to know if you want the same article or something new in the Head Title ..

[acnielsen guy]

Hi Mo - if you want to leave any instructions you can FRmail me - I will do it if Westy can't

[Mo1]

Hey AC ... I don't have problem with that .. but I need to know .. does everyone on this thread want to title .. article and etc.. to stay the same oe do you want a change .. Then I can send the info out to whoever wants it .. lol

I just didn't think it was right of me to make that assumption .. you know I'm still working on that southern training and stuff .. hehe

[acnielsen guy]

Gotcha - I think palo likes the title as it is - but I can't answer for her or anyone else. We are not in a rush so we could wait until palo get back to you

[Mo1]

Ok then .. I'll try to check back sooner to see what y'all want to do ..

Once I know that I can set it up where it will be real easy to do ..

And if anyone wants to put a picture or a gifs or a design .. just send a post to me ok ..

[lodwick]

Here's a Dimensional Doorway Pic.

[acnielsen guy]

OK Mo -thanks for the help - talk to you later

[Mo1]

Loddy .. were do you find these links .. lol

AC .. whatever Palo wants .. just let me know ..

for now I must go and pretend to be a good mother .. dang kiddies

[acnielsen guy]

For all you guys who are wondering why the Captain is so successful and you guys are also rans - ponder the following calculations:-

MATH
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100
percent. What makes life 100 percent? How about achieving 103 percent?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future.
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
can be represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = only 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = only 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, but attitude and bullshit will put you over the top.

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
your offer to start new thread for us makes me feel secure
you are generous
let's wait till we hit 4000 posts
or start losing posts
there is no hurry as our pirate captain is clearly gaga
and this ship doesn't seem to be movin'
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

lol chickita your faith in our captain is touchin'
but let us review some facts
the beautiful blond sexpot Oki (who also happens to be brilliant)
is currently meetin' a sheik in the Tequila Bar in LA
meanwhile our captain in asking for the dimensions of the cutie in Washington State
and is posing for his portrait
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

and this ship doesn't seem to be movin'

Of course it is not moving you have to have pirate names before go down to the sea in a pirate ship.

So palo and the rest of the motley crew, answer a few question and have a brand new name using the
Pirate Name Generator

[I_Love_My_Husband]

I really haven't done a *thing* all day.
The house is really messy
I've got food and bags and bowls all over the bed
and unwashed dishes
It's actually beautiful here today though
But I better get going on cleaning
bbs

[habs4ever]

How do you manage to get your place so messy??Yes, my concubine is a moderate conservative, or in other words, she lets me do the politcal thinking and nods her head ;-)LOL!!Like many, is not interested in politics, unless they are hot button topics.

[grannie9]

Ahoy there Capt'n...Sa.. Should this wench be lookin for a new name? Ye got so many for me now... Course most a mine begin with Blinkin.. What say ya Sa?

[grannie9]

Ha.. you know I've been tied up with darnin and stitchin.. That man's a wild one.. You snitchin witch..it's a good thing you're on hand.. I am in need of your special services it seems... You keep that one good eye of yours out, and keep me informed.. I might have to use my expert wiles on that man when I get back in full form... Right now, I'm busier than a one armed pirate in a grog barrel..