Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[okimhere]

Hello, dear Mo. I had laid down footprints going out the door before you posted last night but what a sweet person you are! Nice to 'see' you.

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Morning all

Goody said this to me last night

I adore Englishmen. You are lucky to have one

Yes, I am, thank you. I know, and I thank God every day.
I feel blessed to have him, I wake up in the morning and I'm glad.

[okimhere]

Ya, awesome is a good word. 'You've gotta be kidding' is more along the lines of what I said to her (when I learned how soon the pirate ship sails, that is).

I hope the winds are fair and the sunshine brilliant for you today. And I hope I don't stutter here - LOL

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Remember me getting abused the other night by a poster? Well I finally sat down and wrote a freep mail to the Admin Moderator and told him that I was frightened of that poster, that I'm still scared and I showed the emails that he threatening wrote me.

I'm glad I did. I would like to get that person suspended or kicked.

[acnielsen guy]

AC.. You are the blackest rogue to sail the fairest of seas... It's a good thing you have me along to keep you in line... Now, pass me that Grog, and check me fine needle work on the repair of me Petticoat.. No..ye old fool you...the one me has on....

You always say the nicest things about me, my little manatee, when you are under the influence. Oops .. take a couple of reefs in you skirt m'dear and show a leg – let me see – my o my, nice bit of basting almost a thorough as the basting I gave my little darlin' eh?. Oh! That is not the baste – well er...er.. you have a fine hand my dear. Our good sailmaker had better look to his laurels.

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Well things are looking up with our economy I think.
We've sent out about 120 resumes for my sweetheart
to companies seeking designers and now it looks like
there's a lot more jobs out there and people are saying
his resume looks great (it does)
but he needs to be sponsored in since we're not married yet
He doesn't want to be an illegal alien, he's British and blonde
So, we're ever hopeful that someone wants his skills
And then, eventually, we'll move out of the city to a nicer place, quieter, trees, peaceful
Have a house - ahhh, the luxuries of life!

[palo verde]

Hi Mo
thank you for generous offer to help us with new thread
you are sweet
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

good mornin' all
I overslept
lemme walk Lulu now and try to find my mind
we had beautiful full Moon overhead last night
this morning, we have bluish clouds
these posts made me laugh out loud
grlfrnd, I hope all your wishes come true
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

All are welcomed on our thread
at any time, in any way
Love, Palo

[I_Love_My_Husband]

I hope your walk with Lulu went well :)

[acnielsen guy]

i>Ya, awesome is a good word. 'You've gotta be kidding' is more along the lines of what I said to her (when I learned how soon the pirate ship sails, that is).

Yes – Oki I knew you would be surprised when you found out our date of departure. We will lift our tackle and clear our yards. Haul our lecherous crew out of the Willin' Wench and the Foxy Doxy. I must remember to have short arms inspections, as I do not want to take anything to the Virgins that is not taxable.

For the wenches they can spend their last night at the "Y" to settle them down before we sail.

[acnielsen guy]

i>Ya, awesome is a good word. 'You've gotta be kidding' is more along the lines of what I said to her (when I learned how soon the pirate ship sails, that is).

Yes – Oki I knew you would be surprised when you found out our date of departure. We will lift our tackle and clear our yards. Haul our lecherous crew out of the Willin' Wench and the Foxy Doxy. I must remember to have short arms inspections, as I do not want to take anything to the Virgins that is not taxable.

For the wenches they can spend their last night at the "Y" to settle them down before we sail.

[acnielsen guy]

soryy - Having trouble everything is posting twice

[habs4ever]

Your parrot must be doing the typing today;-)

[palo verde]

hi grlfrnd
oki is mobile notary
she gets call on cell phone and rushes to their home or business to notarize for them
lol she has date with sheik who owns Tequila Bar to notarize for him
oki, if he slips you a mickey and shanghais you to his boat out back
just SOS love_supreme at his hotmail addy
he will alert us on msn IM
Captain AC is no slouch
we will over take, and save you
Love, Palo

[sheik yerbouty]

Maybe it was Janet reno. She probably thought she was in Floriduh.

[habs4ever]

I'm sure her walk with LuLu went well, its the matter about finding her mind that concerns me ;-)

[palo verde]

hi grlfrnd
on walk with Lulu we passed animal vet office
man and lady were standing outside in parking lot wiping away tears
I knew what that meant
Lulu went over to kiss them
she loves people
and they smiled thru their tears as they petted and kissed Lulu
humans are such beautiful people
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi ac
can't you put us up at the Ramada Inn
the Y sounds a little stark to me
I like a swimming pool and breakfast buffet
and room service
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

and those little packets of shower gel and bubble bath
please switch our accommodations