Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[GoodyBrown]

Whilst chatting with my mother, I still like to have a jelly glass full of Roederer Cristal at hand. She doesn't like opera but she does love cooking and we have that in common.

[Judith Anne]

He was a music teacher to my younger sister...it was his first year out of college...he was very popular...he made the kids love classical music...he had an a capella madrigal ensemble, he had choruses out the wazoo...he helped the kids put on Broadway musicals, I went to visit for a day with my sister--she had four single men as teachers--and he asked me to go out to a picnic with all his students...I agreed, and they threw us together...he gave me half a beer, and I fell asleep in the park, he watched over me...it was literally love at first sight on my part...I remember, after our first kiss, thinking..."If he doesn't love me, I am in BIG trouble..." but fortunately, he loved me the same...now that the kids are all grown and gone, we are kids together again in our "tin-roof-shack" out here in the Ozarks...

[GoodyBrown]

Hi Palo ~ When I was first married, we lived in NYC. He was in medical school at Cornell (69th & York). I did graduate work at Bloomingdales. :)

[GoodyBrown]

...a beautiful story

[palo verde]

Hi Judy
you love music so much it's wonderful music found you your lovely hubby
I love your story -- you and andysmom are my favorite writers
you fell asleep in park after half a bottle of beer and he kissed you
you are wonderful
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Hi sweetie
me and my mom talk 'bout food all the time on IM too
(she has not mentioned opera once)
it's funny that talking 'bout food brings us close and makes us happy
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi oki
westy and I IMed for over 2 hours last night
now I'm blabbing it all to the thread
westy, don't be mad
I loved our conversation
I learned a lot
and it made me happy
I love you
Palo

I'm still not clear why you said the army runs on coffee and beer (back then)

[Judith Anne]

The following summer, he went to Chicago, his home town, to work for the summer at a studio...he asked me if I'd stay in his apartment, so it wouldn't be abandoned and encourage thieves or something like that. I said, "Well, you have to ask my Dad. If it's okay with Daddy, I'll do it." So, to my shock, he asked my father. Daddy looked at him and said, "Sure, son."

When I drove him to the airport, I was crying so hard, that on the way home I got a speeding ticket (one of two in my life) for going 55 in a 20 mile zone. I was still crying, and the policeman felt sorry for me, so he put the wrong time on the ticket so I could contest it, but I didn't, I just paid it, and kept my copy in my keepsake book...;-D

[Judith Anne]

During the summer I flew up to Chicago to meet his family, and at breakfast the first morning, his mom wouldn't let us come to breakfast together in our pajamas and robes...little did SHE know...she didn't like me very much at the time, I wasn't her idea of a good wife to her son...much later we became wonderful friends...

After my father and his mother died, four days apart from each other, my stepmother told me that Daddy used to call GrandpaK's mom all the time to complain about him, and GrandpaK's mom used to call Daddy all the time to complain about me...they DID that for 25 years, can you believe it? The things old people get up to! I love my in-law kids, I decided when my kids married them that they could do no wrong. So far, the past ten years, they have all made me so proud...of course, they're all Republicans. ;-D

[Judith Anne]

So what does this have to do with ETs? Well, the summer I was first pregnant, I said to GrandpaK (he was just a kid like me then) "Here I am a married lady with a baby on the way, and I have NEVER been to the Olympic Drive-In Theater" (That was the BAD one where they showed all the nekkid people sex movies!) So we went out and got a good parking spot and saw all the movies.

Well, while we were watching the movies, I looked at the stars at the same time he did, and we saw a bright "star" in the south that moved like a falling leaf, back and forth, so gracefully...we never found out what it was...;-D

[palo verde]

Hi Judy
Last night on IM Westy told me the story of how he met his wife
I loved his story -- I felt like I was watchin' a 1940s movie
maybe cause he was a serviceman in it
your story is passionate and vivid
you were such a passionate girl -- and you were in love
your feelings were intense
I think the policeman understood a young woman's passion
and tried to be helpful
How sensitive and understanding your daddy was, he is quite a guy
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

mmm food and music and life....wonderful. Must be on my way, now. This is a nice place to hang one's hat :)

[habs4ever]

Did you finally pass from your graduate work at Bloomies ??LOL

[habs4ever]

palocita verde!! Comme ca va?? Bonjour, Mllme L'Amour ;-)

[Judith Anne]

Hmmm...I can read that...LOL!

[palo verde]

Hi Judy
it might have been an ET ship
which was attracted to you and your hubby then
there is a group of ETs who regularly visit us (called the ''Grays'')
who made their own planet's surface uninhabitable
thru warfare and things like that
they had to move underground
when they tried to understand why they had done that to themselves
they decided emotions were the fault
they used genetics to get rid of their emotions
they realized that was a big mistake -- they had thrown out the baby with the bathwater
and began to visit our planet to see emotions again
and get them back
there you were with new hubby and baby on the way
thrilled at risque drive-in
you prolly sent up a glow
and attracted the visitors
Love, Palo

is FR having problems or is it my machine
I'll try to post this again

[habs4ever]

Hey, we're addin' to the sophisticated set 'round here.A sprinkling of French seems to make Grannie behave ;-)

[palo verde]

Hi sweetie
so you did graduate work at Bloomingdales while hubby was goin' to medical school
LOL
I am doing post doctorate work at Tucson malls now
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

I am so enjoying reading all this playful banter.AC was a riot earlier, even if trying to be a Continental ;-)

[palo verde]

bonjour mon petit chou
Love, Mlle Palo