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Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse
Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens
VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.
Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.
Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."
Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.
The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.
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To: acnielsen guy; okimhere
you realize oki is accustomed to dinin' on cornish game hens with truffles
how you plannin' to satisfy her?
To: acnielsen guy; Goody Brown
and it sounds like Mistress Goody is into mushrooms too
To: acnielsen guy; westmex, Fred Mertz; habs4ever; lodwick
Think about it my dear fortune telling friend… habs, westy, lodwick and Fred – not a selection that would whet the appetite of the lusty wenches pining to be ………. How can they fall in love?
well something is drawin' the wimmin to this thread like flies
you underrate the charms of westy, habs, fred, and loddy
To: acnielsen guy
even Askel posted lovely witty post 'bout Sheherazade last night
and I hear she's a serious girl
To: habs4ever
hi habs
hope you are whippin' up more of those harem pjs
it looks like we're on a roll here
To: palo verde;okimhere
how you plannin' to satisfy her? How I plan to satisfy the Okim wench is none of your business dear - consult your crystal ball.
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
"What are ya tryin' ta do? Heat the universes? CLOSE THE DOOR!"
To: acnielsen guy;grannie9
mmm More than a glimpse of bluestocking and something shocking - heaven knows in L'esprit de cette Grannie-la. Spit for short.
To: okimhere;grannie9
You'd be amazed at how I've "doctored" this doll, you sly and wily one Your have doctored you pointing doll – to give it its own pointer I suppose. I would rather you not let the crew see the modifications you have made for they are a gross and lawless lot. I am curious; the proportions would have been rather a challenge. And I hope my..um ..assistant had no hand in the doctoring.
I hope you didn't see the lovely picture of your ...um... assistant making her getaway on the speedy pontoon boat
I did see my..um… assistant on her vessel ……Perhaps Oki you could find out for me how much one could earn by playing the spoons in an establishment such as the Foxy Doxy or the Willin' Wench. If they also have spitting contests – I will take that into account.
To: grannie9
chickita, forget your daughter in the hot tub
your boyfriend is flirtin' with the cutie from Washington State
To: grannie9
and the tequila girl from LA
To: acnielsen guy; okimhere
oki's boyfriend (the sheik) owns The Tequila Bar in LA
before that it was called the Mudd Dogg
and before that the Dogg Mudd
To: GoodyBrown; grannie9; westmex
fofl where is Spit?
where is Studs?
To: acnielsen guy;palo verde;okimhere
Dear Freddie ,
'Little Goody, drest in green
With Mushrooms in her brain
Was here to see you.
please, we must have some goats for the Corps de Ballet?
(Not for muslim heaven)
We need a capriole...
To: palo verde;acnielsen guy
Our intrepid leader appears to have drydocked for an awfully longtime, hasn't he?He hasn't paid the staff, brought in supplies, planned the routes...I figure he's in irons now, probably in Elba.The Bay of Biscay Boileroom operation I fear has been rumbled, and his imposter, some dastardly Spaniard, has taken his place and is trying to lure you into his wicked trade.Be afraid, and consult your crystal ball ;-)
To: grannie9
goody found a french nickname for you
To: habs4ever
cheri, are you overwhelmed with your new pj order
To: OneidaM; habs4ever
hi neets
I think our pj designer is workin' too hard
To: palo verde
pssst...there's a little list... Of society's offenders... Of those who won't be missed
To: Clioman
"What are ya tryin' ta do?
Heat the universes?
CLOSE THE DOOR!"
It wasn't me, it was the guy "who let the dogs out"....
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