Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

fofl Goody
Ann Coulter is a bit unzaftig
tall and skinny is sposed to be figure for model
maybe she should wear high fashion on tv
altho if she would just smile more
it would light up her face
even Greta would look pretty if she smiled
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

That little cookie is being chased by a hungry polar bear and could end up as Shamu the Killer Whale's dinner if she slips...I figure by the time i get there, she'll be fish food anyway ;-)

[palo verde]

yup, Ann looks pretty when she smiles
it's like Sun comin' out after clouds lol

[andysandmikesmom]

I love your reports about Lulu, since I am currently without a basset, and just get such a kick out of Lulus escapades....I can just see her wriggling around, all short stumpy fat legs in the air, and rubbing herself in something delightful...I guess that kitty cat, probably found her undignified in her behavior, but I love it...

I remember once, Helga, my basset, and my other two dogs, were all rolling around in something in the backyard...oh, they were having a fine old time....but when I went to pet them, boy did they stink....apparently they were all rolling around in something which had been dead for a while...needless to say, it was straight to the tub for a bath for those smelly doggies...

I reminded the son this past weekend, to mark his calendar to make sure he came down to Olympia for Easter...as usual he rolled his eyes, and said, yes, he would be down to 'Hicksville' for the holiday....perhaps a little feng shey would help his outlook...

[habs4ever]

Annie, Greta will never look pretty, even if she smiles :-)

[GoodyBrown]

Yes, it's hard not to love the babies of all creatures. Near where i am now are llamas. They are so curious..they run to the fence to check out just exactly who you are!

[habs4ever]

Dogs and dead fish seem to enjoy each other very much ;-)

[GoodyBrown]

Neets. Is it OK to ask how you met Ann Coulter?

[habs4ever]

Are you a Hick in the Sticks now? Where wil you find a good tattoo parlour??;-)

[Neets]

She is an acquaitance of a friend of a friend...we all had lunch together.

I'm telling ya habs...skinniness aside...when she walked in the restaurant, and I realized who she was...I was really taken aback by how pretty her face is.....REALLY VERY PRETTY. Skinny...uh huhh...REALLY skinny..but still..she's pretty.

[GoodyBrown]

Darnnit..have to away for now. BBL

[habs4ever]

I know she's pretty, but she's a maneater too ;-)She could look much more glamourous than she does.

[Neets]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

What out for those maneaters habs...you never know when or where they'll strike.

[andysandmikesmom]

Isnt that the truth....dogs just love anything that is smelly and stinky...they just love to roll in that dead stuff...

[andysandmikesmom]

The llamas sound interesting...I have just never really been up close to them, on someones farm...altho, now that you do mention it, I know at the children zoo up at the Point Defiance Zoo in Tacoma, they had a few llamas, out in a pen, for the crowds to pet....and I do remember how they come right over to the fence, and enjoy being petted...if I remember rightly, it seems that they have lovely huge eyes, with long lashes...as least that is how I remember them...they are lovely animals...

[habs4ever]

I have my wounds and scars still, Neets.I've been a maneater pin cushion ;-)LOL.That's why AC recommends Winnepeg for his concubines...they've been defanged!!

[Neets]

I still don't' get all this urgency for you to Winnipeg...besides...what happened to the Bubbly Bathing Beauty???

[andysandmikesmom]

Well, I have got to stop for now...its time to get the hubby up, and get him ready to face his Monday at the trusty post office....he works such odd hours...4pm to 330am......his regular starting time is actually 7pm, but he is always on the 'overtime desired' list, and this week, they have him coming in three hours early each day...leaves little time for anything other then eating, sleeping, and working....ah but he loves that overtime money, which we will certainly need come retirement time in a few years...

So, I must take good care of him...I just cooked him a great big turkey with all the fixins....

See ya all later...

[habs4ever]

Oh, that's only in AC's fevered imagination.All that brilliant Spanish sunshine...Mad Dogs and Englishmen, you know ;-).AC is just beginning to hallucinate about his days in the colonies, way back when he could still get his pantaloons in the boys department at the Hudsons' Bay Company;-)

Bubbly baths are still a regular event around here ;-)

[habs4ever]

Toodles, nice to have you here for a spell:-)