Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[GoodyBrown]

Good morning neets. Being a wee bit naughty, I see. That's what going to Puttanescas will do:)

[palo verde]

Bill and I lived in sin for 16 years before we married
and I still shook like a leaf during marriage ceremony
and went into state of shock for month afterwards
I feel silly now I waited so long
it's nice bein' married
but I don't think it changes the relationship
Thinkin' 'bout it now
marriage or living together seems to be 'bout lettin' him have total freedom
so you can have total freedom
but every marriage is different
westy had harmonious marriage
I had bumps
Love, Palo

[Neets]

Hi Goody!!! I am sure it's the Cajun I had saturday....

[GoodyBrown]

G'morning tiger.

[palo verde]

fofl neets
dunno what habs goes for
he posted Ann Coulter is not good lookin'
but he wouldn't throw her out of bed either
in fact he invited her to his vacation resort on Cayman Islands
but he said he refuses to sleep with Greta Van Sutchen
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

You are a joy forever! Wahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[habs4ever]

You had a Cajun yesterday??? That's a whole lotta eatin' ;-)LOL

[GoodyBrown]

...Habs may be right about Ann Coulter...a bit un- zaftig

[habs4ever]

Roar!!;-)

[Neets]

No, I had the Cajun Saturday you goofball...can't you read??? Or has Peg got your eyes all goo-goo gaa-gaa.

Now behave yourself before I have to gas up my car and drive up there with my can-o-whupp-ass in the trunk.

[habs4ever]

Boney, sharp edged, and a touch abrasive....perilous when one's mating ;-)

[Neets]

I actually met Anne Coulter once....SHE IS VERY TALL (but then I am very short)...and she IS VERY SKINNY (I'm NOT very fat, but I'm not SKINNY EITHER)...but....she is very very pretty in real life...the TV does not do justice to how soft her facial features really are.

OH, and she is VERY NICE and personable also.

[palo verde]

hi neets
didn't know you worked at West Point
sounds like thrillin' place to work
I worked at American Museum of Natural History in Manhattan
I thought it'd be fun place to work
cause I loved goin' there as kid
It wasn't fun
but it wasn't as bad as the jobs I had afterwards
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

...ggggrowl. Pay attention, spalpeen:) AC told ya to go to visit Eskimo tribe. Could be a little cookie on an ice floe...

[Neets]

Yes, Palo...it's a real job, and it's fun...but it's not real fun....and for some reason, they keep lowering the entrance age for the cadets..coz every year, they get younger looking and younger looking....

[GoodyBrown]

I think she is outrageously funny. But I bet she is sweet in person. You were lucky to have met her. I wonder if she has a b-friend.

[palo verde]

hi cookie
I am glad to hear Ann Coulter is pretty in real life
hollywood movie stars know how to use lighting to set off their face to good advantage
I think Ann needs to hire one of those lighting experts
so she looks softer on TV
Love, Palo

[Neets]

Honestly, she really is like a GENUINE person in real life..no phoney airs about her...sincere and honest, great sense of humor....and I'm telling ya..when you see her up close like that, you really do wish she'd get someone to light up her features better......although I am sure it's because she does not have to wear so much makeup in person.

[andysandmikesmom]

Here and there I see different places with llamas...I really noticed lots of llama farms when I was living for about a year and half down in Northern California to take care of my parents...

The people who lived in back of my parents were extremely wealthy, and they had no kids, so they invested much of their money in different animals...they had lots of llamas, but their real love was in minature horses...those horses were so dang cute, not much bigger than say, great danes...in the spring, when they had their babies, it was just the cutest thing to see those little baby miniature horses...the people who owned all this spent about half the year in Europe, and left the farm to the care of caretakers..we got to know one of the lady caretakers, and she would let us come over and visit those baby miniature horses...she would assist at all the deliveries, and she would wear a beeper...all the pregnant mommy miniature horses, wore some sort of collar, which would activate the beeper, when the mommy was laying down, ready to give birth...Jan, the lady caretaker, would then run into the barn or the pasture, and help deliver the babies...

When the babies got a little older, they separated them during the day from th mommies, and put all the babies together on the back lot, which was right up against my moms back fence....those little horses would spend all day, running and playing, and then resting...just like big dogs...it sure was neat to see all that...

[habs4ever]

I still think she needs softer clothes to smooth out the hard edges, plus she really needs a new hairdo.She has a fecthing smile, better than any eskimo i know ;-)