Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[andysandmikesmom]

Hi there Palo...thanks for the report on Lulu...I can just see her lounging outside on her couch, ears a flappin...I got to meet that young gal one of these days....

A beautiful sunshiny day, today, here in Western Washington, tho it was supposed to have been down in the lower 20s last nite...nothing of any grand excitement going on here today...

[andysandmikesmom]

Good grief..how did I double post? I guess I need another cup of coffee to wake me up, so I know what I am doing...

[palo verde]

he took his green silk pyjamas with him
and is hopin' to luck out in Winnipeg
that is what Captain ac posted
Cap'n seems like straightforward gent who always tells truth

[Fred Mertz]

You can say that again.

[habs4ever]

I'm going to murder you ;-) btw, I've never been to Winnipeg, though an aunt lives there.

[andysandmikesmom]

A triple post...now thats a first for me...I swear I just posted that thing one time...

[Neets]

Hey youse guys!!! Sup?? Whutz poppin???

[habs4ever]

Are you on the road now, posting from your '65 Mustang convertible with the wireless connection??The wind blowing in your hair, your bare feet draped over the car door?We expect progress reports, and soon;-)

[habs4ever]

Hi neets!! How's life in the Womens's prison treating you today??LOL

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
I am overjoyed you have bright sunshine
westy's reports of dismal rain day after day made my heart go out to you
I took Lulu along footpath to Swan Park
on way there she found something interestin' and smelly under leaves
and was rollin' in it
wriggling in ecstacy with all 4 legs up in air
I looked up and there was sweet gray pussy cat with smudge on its nose
lookin' down at Lulu in horror
the man had put hay on top his garage roof to make nest for kitty
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi neets
not much happenin'
Fred is gonna Feng Shui his house
he's too cheap to hire Feng Shi Master
found do-it-yourself Feng Shui on net
Love, Palo

[Neets]

ROTFLMAO...what an analogy...I asked for some time off for good behavior...haven't heard back yet...I wanted early release this Friday..just for the day...call it non-work release....my money's on the warden disapproving it.

[Neets]

I'd be insulted if someone told me FengShui

[palo verde]

habs panicked 'bout his lovelife
and put classified ad for bride in winnipeg newspaper

[Neets]

Why would he want to Winnipeg and not a Sue, or a Mary?

[palo verde]

lol Goody said feng shu to Fred and he's into it
turns out Rudyard Kipling had his house feng shuyed
and Fred wants what Rudyard has

[palo verde]

lol andysmom be sure to tell your son, the world traveler
that you and his dad are thinkin' of having your house feng shuyed
he'll stop callin' you hicks
and realize Olympia is not the boonies

[palo verde]

lol neets the boy is nuts
he says it's Winnipeg or bust

[Neets]

So he's a breast man then???? Peg doesn't have them but someone else will???

[GoodyBrown]

Just spent a half hour trying to post a llama gif 4 you. Won't post. Do ya have llamas there?