Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

hi westy
I'm having my first cuppa now
thanks for wishin' us all a great day
hi andysmom
I can see Lulu loungin' on outside couch from my window
she likes bathin' in sweet sunshine
she's lickin' her paw now
and her long ears are flappin' down
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

[palo verde]

hi grlfrnd
seems to me if you lived with him for two years
I'd call him a husband
living together as man and wife is marriage
gettin ''married'' merely puts seal on it
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Hi Goody
you're back hurrah!
is that Oregon
it is beautiful
what an expanse!
the West takes my breath away
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

habs is in Winnipeg huntin' for a bride

[palo verde]

I bet that is the 3 sisters
I'm lookin' at your pic again
it is beautiful Goody

[palo verde]

I hope Charlie is behavin' himself
the other Charlie acted up when Fred Mertz arrived on thread

[GoodyBrown]

I stole the picture but that is what I am looking at now...The Three Sisters (OR)

[GoodyBrown]

Habs is really hunting 4 a bride 4ever?

[GoodyBrown]

I saw that Mr. Mertz wants to Fung Shui his house.

[palo verde]

good mornin' sweetie pie
didn't you tell us we need new thread when it hits 5000 posts
we're ok for time bein'
when thread starts to wobble will u make us one with Goody's pic of 3 sisters on it
seems like good pic for ET thread
cause it makes our mind dream
I love you
Palo

[I_Love_My_Husband]

He wants to get married to me
but he's scared
and I really really want to get married to him
I'm hoping it'll be this year
so it depends on whether or not he can get over his marriage anxiety.

[GoodyBrown]

Hi Studs ~ Charlie is under a tree waiting for a magpie to miscalculate

[GoodyBrown]

Everytime we say goodbye, I die a little,
Everytime we say goodbye, I wonder why a little,
Why the Gods above me, who must be in the know.
Think so little of me, they allow you to go.

When you're near, there's such an air of spring about it'
I can hear a lark somewhere, begin to sing about it,
There's no love song finer,
but how strange the change from major to minor,
Everytime we say goodbye.

When you're near, there's such an air of spring about it,
I can hear a lark somewhere, begin to sing about it,
There's no love song finer, but how strange the change from major to minor,
Everytime we say goodbye. ~~~ Cole Porter

[Fred Mertz]

I saw that Mr. Mertz wants to Fung Shui his house.

Only if I can afford it. I'm such a tightwad that my wallet squeaks when opened.

[GoodyBrown]

Hi Fred ~ Honestly speaking...Ethel's hairdresser could do it cheaply:)

[GoodyBrown]

Working title for the chicanery is
The Petticoats of Penzance
Your humble wench Goody, The Infanta of Schmattah
Please advise soonest.

[GoodyBrown]

Thanks, Palo ~ it is beautiful. The Three Sisters used to be named Faith, Hope and Charity...'way back when.

[andysandmikesmom]

Hi there Palo...thanks for the report on Lulu...I can just see her lounging outside on her couch, ears a flappin...I got to meet that young gal one of these days....

A beautiful sunshiny day, today, here in Western Washington, tho it was supposed to have been down in the lower 20s last nite...nothing of any grand excitement going on here today...

[andysandmikesmom]

Hi there Palo...thanks for the report on Lulu...I can just see her lounging outside on her couch, ears a flappin...I got to meet that young gal one of these days....

A beautiful sunshiny day, today, here in Western Washington, tho it was supposed to have been down in the lower 20s last nite...nothing of any grand excitement going on here today...