Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[I_Love_My_Husband]

I just checked it again habs, and it seemed okay...let me know! I'm going to update my site now .... :)

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Ok, I'm all updated now :)

[habs4ever]

I'll check.More tales of calling cards, and dirty fridges??lol

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Hehe. Well the fridge is clean now....

[westmex]

Well after a he!! roaring time this evenig on this thread, it's time to turn the lights off, leave a little nite lite lit, for the early risers stumbling around in the dark...Hope yall had sweet dreams, and wake up to a glorious day of sunshine...
...Westy... ....

[grannie9]

Good morning Westy... I missed you by (-) that much... That's what I get for lally-gagging on the news... I think Palo's dissed us for some Hippies with Pot...;) She may be getting drawn back to her old ways.... (Personally, I don't think she ever left her old ways.)

[habs4ever]

I've been waiting all night for you to arrive...bring any vittles, oh Ma Barker?? lol

[grannie9]

Yes, you old piratical smooth talker, I do have you by the ear, and I have a firm grip too. As far as copping your pipe and sipping your grog...those are considered Bennies, and with this job, there has to be some stolen Bennies.. Pirates steal, and I've learned with the best of them... Now, hush up you old reprobate and pass the mug..

[grannie9]

Habs..you little Northern Sasquatch... Haven't you found Nanook of the north yet... Keep seaching.. she will feed you... All of you.... ;)

[acnielsen guy]

Yes, you old piratical smooth talker, I do have you by the ear, and I have a firm grip too. As far as copping your pipe and sipping your grog...those are considered Bennies, and with this job, there has to be some stolen Bennies

I have had my bellyfull of the mutinous dogs below deck - now the vice is spreading aft to the Master's cabin.

I have been indulgent with my saucy wench and overlooked her taking ways for she comforts me in the watches of the night – but now I feel 'tis time I trimmed her sails or she will have me on the rocks. A touch of the rope's end abaft her beam should correct her course.

First I shall have to stow the grog beyond her reach or my foxy doxy will never feel a thing.

[FryingPan101]

I have nothing to contribute. I noticed there are 2,150 replies to this post and didn't want to appear anti-social.

[grannie9]

lol chickie your boyfriend's makin' eyes at Goody, she knows all the words to the Pinafore, and you don't don't come cryin' to me if you wind up alone I told you to get some culture

I know you did Palo...Now see what a sorry lot I've come to.. My pirate is being abducted by a pernicious, poetic, personification of a pirate wannabe...

You frequent the library a lot.. Is there a book I can rent to learn culture? I need a crash course in a hurry...

Do you think knowing how to play the spoons, and being able to spit further than most men..will keep me in good stead with that rapacious rascal? Don't hold back... tell me the truth...

[grannie9]

Good morning FryingPan..welcome. We sometimes drift away from the original theme..but we are just having some fun... Feel free to join us anytime. Most of us are new to the thread...

[grannie9]

You take away my Grog? That's worse then the touch of the rope abaft my beam you old reprobate..

(Hmmm... me thinks I'd better wash my hair..and mend me hose.. The old boys feathers are gettin ruffled...and that pesky Mistress Goody is sniffin the wind...)

[palo verde]

hi ruthie
habs told me your name is Ruth
that is my middle name
I was born Anne Ruth
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi westy
I got caught up readin' that detective story where the detective is just like Oki
I never made it back
it is a beautiful mornin' in Tucson now
I wish I could send you and andysmom our glorious Sunshine
Spring is here!
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

lol chickita it was your spittin' talent which won your captain's heart to begin with
you've always been so secure till Mistress Goody got on board
I have heard that spittin' wears thin tho
do u have any other talents
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

lol grlfrnd I haven't read a book in ages
do u think it was your riveting tale of cleanin' out your frig
which reawoke my passion for adventure stories

[Clovis_Skeptic]

bump for no particular reason

[palo verde]

lol oddly enuf she took up where you left off
she described in detail scrubbin' her bathroom floor
and dusting with the sock she took off when she got back from joggin'