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Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse
Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens
VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.
Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.
Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."
Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.
The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.
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To: Fred Mertz; Goody Brown; westmex; grlfrnd
machine is actin' up so guess I'll call it a nite too
have a lovely weekend Goody
Fred, you are sweet
studs, you're a riot
grlfrnd, good luck with frig
I love you all
sweet dreams
Palo
To: palo verde
Nighty night Sweetie, sweet dreams and you and Lulu have a good cheesy one...lol..
The lights are turn out here too..
..Westy...
To: westmex
hi westy
how sweet to wake up and find your tender night light post
I'm glad you did hippie gif with it
Love, Palo
To: Goody Brown
Hi Goody
you must be en route to country now
you said you are leavin' at crack of down
have a wonderful time
kiss Charlie for me and tell him Lulu says hi
Love, Palo
To: westmex
lol westy I was referrin' to wonder dog
don't wake up and get confused and think you are on Goody's backseat headin' for Oregon
To: Fred Mertz
lol Fred if I find my mind today it will be a miracle
To: grlfrnd
you recoverin' from cleaning your refrigerator?
To: grannie9
you in your hammock? or your spa? or your pool? or your pontoon boat?
lol what a life
you set a good example
now I want all those things too
To: okimhere
I see someone posted back to me on the pot thread
I figured postin' God is a sweetheart would get someone mad
but after reading gazillion posts on FR 'bout how God wants to lock up everyone and throw away the key
I finally opened up my mouth and said ''I beg to differ'' lol
To: GoodyBrown;grannie9;habs4ever;palo verde
Grannie said I could assist her on pirate ship So little Goody Brown you been a thinking of slinging your hammock aboard my Pirate vessel. And been talking with the Gran eh? – Gran thinks she needs assisting, damn her little tennis shoes – all that villainous wench does is smoke my pipe and steal my grog but she has me by the ear.
and I like a little life in my buccaneers
I too like my crew to look lively not lollygagging 'tween decks haunting the hammock spaces and making the mutinous dogs I call my crew think they have died and gone to Muslim heaven. Although, I will make an exception for young habs - the guy has me sorely worried, pallid face and shaking hands he needs….no matter, I will leave that for another time.
Well! Mistress Goody I like your name – we have our full complement of trollops aboard this brig as Mistress Palo, our irrepressible snitch, will attest - she seems to have recruited all of them. And in addition, I've indeed been blessed with as charming a bunch of blackguards as the hangman could wish for, to keep him busy the whole forenoon.
But I understand you are into sea shanties and hornpipes and other cultural pursuits. Seems to me such antics would be a good cover for a Pirate Ship. Could you teach my scurvy crew to dance a jig and hold the semblance of a tune? I can see it now The Nautical Follies or, for our talented wenches the Bawdy Buccaneer's Revue. Who would ever suspect the true purpose of our enterprise?
To: acnielsen guy
you are friendly to offer Goody place of assistant on your ship
'stead of tryin' to sell her into white slavery like you did with okimhere
To: Goody Brown
his offer sounds genuine to me
but he did try to sell oki to a sheik
you'd be wise to sleep with your pjs on
To: westmex
charlie, take your head in from that window and stop stickin' your tongue out
oh sorry westy, I was talkin' to the other Charlie
must have a contact high from that pot thread
To: acnielsen guy; habs4ever
nanookie from the north is not around
he went off to Winnipeg to find a bride
To: westmex
studs! behave!
sorry charlie I meant that for goody's dog
To: palo verde
The fumes from the pot thread have got to you??FOFL!! I'm up, in case you were going to post that ;-)Howdy Pee-vee, hope the cheese is good and handy today....
To: Goody Brown; acnielsen guy
be careful Goody
first he wows them then he sells them
To: habs4ever; OneidaM
watch your back habs
ac's pirate ship is up and ready to roll
he'll tie you up in sailors' knots
and nab Oneida when she comes to save you
To: habs4ever
went grocery shoppin' on Thursday
bought nother family pack of Krafts individually wrapped cheese (72 slices)
that should hold Lulu for a few days
To: okimhere; acnielsen guy
didn't you win ac's ''win a cruise contest''
you were the only one who knew what a Chinese point doll was
too bad Captain ac sold you to a sheik in Araby
blonds fetch a pretty price there
grannie is wearin' the diamonds he bought with dough from sellin' you
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