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Who left the dimensional door open?
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.


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To: Fred Mertz
fofl those durned scrambled eggs lol
2,061 posted on 02/22/2002 9:22:07 PM PST by palo verde
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To: GoodyBrown
lol I didn't get it you were teasin' charlie either
2,062 posted on 02/22/2002 9:23:16 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde;westmex
We are heading to the country this week. Oregon. Out the living room window we see the Three Sisters. It just sends me everytime...
2,063 posted on 02/22/2002 9:23:17 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: westmex
Alright, I'll stick around a bit. Whatchu want to talk about?
2,064 posted on 02/22/2002 9:23:21 PM PST by Fred Mertz
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To: palo verde
And poor Fred never even got a snuggle for his scrambled eggs. That's sad..(:-(
2,065 posted on 02/22/2002 9:24:51 PM PST by westmex
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To: Fred Mertz
G'night Fred. Enjoyed it...
2,066 posted on 02/22/2002 9:25:02 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: westmex
you are bad!
2,067 posted on 02/22/2002 9:25:49 PM PST by palo verde
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To: Fred Mertz
Help keep these wild Wimmen off my back..lol
2,068 posted on 02/22/2002 9:26:43 PM PST by westmex
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To: palo verde
...I was teasing you.
Did ya know Kipling had his house in England Feng Shuied before moving in?
2,069 posted on 02/22/2002 9:28:22 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: palo verde
you are bad!

What did I do now?????

2,070 posted on 02/22/2002 9:29:02 PM PST by westmex
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To: GoodyBrown
Kipling is such an amazing man
I read his book ''Kim'' when I got to Tucson
it's wonderful
2,071 posted on 02/22/2002 9:30:24 PM PST by palo verde
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To: GoodyBrown
...Feng Shuied..

Say what? Translation please. I'm just a dumb Kentucky redneck.

2,072 posted on 02/22/2002 9:31:40 PM PST by Fred Mertz
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To: westmex
you took pity on fred for servin' us scrambled eggs without having sex first fofl
2,073 posted on 02/22/2002 9:32:33 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
If Fred is going to feed you scrambled eggs in the morning, the very least is he should get his back kept warm on a cold winter nite....Sheesh...lol
2,074 posted on 02/22/2002 9:33:14 PM PST by westmex
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To: Fred Mertz; Goody Brown
Goody can explain it
Goody is that a Korean thing
to find the power points of your house
and you put your furniture where the power points are
2,075 posted on 02/22/2002 9:35:06 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
you took pity on fred

And that's being bad.!!!! We are in worse shape than I thought...(:-0

2,076 posted on 02/22/2002 9:36:36 PM PST by westmex
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To: westmex
lol you are tryin' to get me in bed with Fred
I'm already eatin' scrambled eggs with him
one step at a time
2,077 posted on 02/22/2002 9:37:14 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
I was stationed in Korea for a year back in 85-86.
2,078 posted on 02/22/2002 9:37:39 PM PST by Fred Mertz
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To: Fred Mertz
Hi Fred

It's Chinese energy (chi) system so that life in the house is abundant and peaceful. Very old but recently revived in USA

2,079 posted on 02/22/2002 9:38:23 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: westmex
yo studs
me and fred and goody are tryin' to have a metaphysical conversation here
shall we talk 'bout feng shuing your house
2,080 posted on 02/22/2002 9:40:49 PM PST by palo verde
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