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Who left the dimensional door open?
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.


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To: OneidaM
g' mornin' neets
you slept like a rock
sounds like you're feelin' good this mornin'
your tushy must be better
Love, Palo
1,761 posted on 02/21/2002 6:43:27 AM PST by palo verde
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To: okimhere
lol oki my acceleration booboos went away too
finally!!!
Love, Palo
1,762 posted on 02/21/2002 6:45:04 AM PST by palo verde
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To: grannie9
hi chickita
so when do your mishpooka (sp?) arrive from the north
your grandkids will love the pontoon boat
and swimmin' in February
habs, mishpooka (sp?) is yiddish for family
Love, Palo
1,763 posted on 02/21/2002 6:50:36 AM PST by palo verde
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To: Goody Brown
hi Goody
you are sweet
my dad loved talking to strangers
in NYC you're not supposed to
that is why he was so overjoyed when someone stopped him and asked him for directions
Love, Palo
1,764 posted on 02/21/2002 6:55:46 AM PST by palo verde
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To: OneidaM
we had mild winter too
what a treat!
Love, Palo
1,765 posted on 02/21/2002 6:57:08 AM PST by palo verde
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To: christine11; celtic gal; habs4ever
hi ya chrissie
g' mornin' sweet celtic girl
habs honey time to wake up
1,766 posted on 02/21/2002 7:04:32 AM PST by palo verde
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To: OneidaM;grannie9;palo verde;habs4ever;westmex;okimhere;all
'mornin
1,767 posted on 02/21/2002 8:03:31 AM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: grannie9;westmex
I'm thinking of getting a new experience a tattoo. Wot yew tink?
1,768 posted on 02/21/2002 8:07:41 AM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: grannie9
LOL Naughty?! Too much of a good thing is wonderful
1,769 posted on 02/21/2002 8:16:05 AM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: GoodyBrown
Sounds good to me Goddy...what of and where???? I 've always wanted a butterfly....
1,770 posted on 02/21/2002 8:38:23 AM PST by Neets
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To: GoodyBrown
Oh Goody...you're not as Good as I thought you were... My kind of woman...
1,771 posted on 02/21/2002 8:39:15 AM PST by grannie9
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To: palo verde
I DO feel pretty good this morning(although it's afternoon now,,,only 3 more hrs of work left..heheeheheh) and my tushy does feel ALMOST all better now.
1,772 posted on 02/21/2002 8:39:29 AM PST by Neets
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To: GoodyBrown
I tink....go for both of them.... Hell bent for leather...
1,773 posted on 02/21/2002 8:41:31 AM PST by grannie9
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To: GoodyBrown
lol Goody get the tattoo
I'm dyin' for one myself
you are inspirin' me
Love, Palo
1,774 posted on 02/21/2002 8:55:41 AM PST by palo verde
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To: grannie9
yo chickita didn't I read on a thread you pierced your tongue
1,775 posted on 02/21/2002 8:56:46 AM PST by palo verde
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To: GoodyBrown; OneidaM
what Oneida said
what of? and where?
me too, always wanted a butterfly
1,776 posted on 02/21/2002 8:58:52 AM PST by palo verde
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To: OneidaM;all
A bumblebee - you know where:)
1,777 posted on 02/21/2002 9:02:07 AM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: grannie9
Grannie-san - When I'm bad I'm specially good
1,778 posted on 02/21/2002 9:03:46 AM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: OneidaM
acceleration booboos are striking in odder places now
two times ago my thigh hurt
last time my heel hurt
and this time my tongue hurt
I haven't had a tushy booboo tho yet
none of them are fun
Love, Palo
1,779 posted on 02/21/2002 9:05:58 AM PST by palo verde
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To: GoodyBrown
WOw..the bumblebee on your you know where sounds cooler than a butterfly on my you know whats.
1,780 posted on 02/21/2002 9:06:15 AM PST by Neets
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