Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

you are bad bad bad

[Fred Mertz]

I'm not making this up. I bought a dozen eggs today.

So, you like yours scrambled? No prob.

[palo verde]

I wish now I had gone to hear Mabel Mercer
that sounds very interesting to me, no voice, all in phrasing and interpretation
does it come thru in her records, if I buy one of her tapes will I hear what you hear
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

The whole entire problem with Western Civilization is we no longer have any decent courtesans. Even counting Pamela Digby Churchill Harriman.

[palo verde]

I am cracking up
you are so funny
love xxx, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

I would have loved to have heard that story from Westy's dad.

[okimhere]

Wasn't Josephine Baker in that league? Not appreciated here, though. (If I have the name wrong, the sultry dark-skinned chanteuse is the lady I mean.)

[palo verde]

Goody, she's still mad at me cause I blabbed everything she told me on IM
she told me to call her Isabella if I blabbed
so I called her Isabella
and what's the big deal
so what if I said she had shiatsu mushrooms for her snack
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

will you do wardrobe for her act??lol

[westmex]

Yep, it's true. The injuns did swipe my Dad...
It was over in the Salmon River country of Idaho....
..Westy..

[okimhere]

LOL - I've been told before that I'm hard to get along with but I never expected you to turn on me - haha

[habs4ever]

She wasn't decent at her task, Goody.You and Palo looking for spare cash??LOL

[palo verde]

westy will tell it when he comes on
I have that accuracy problem
get the details wrong
westy, where r u
ever since you became a hippie you are so laid back

[okimhere]

Barefoot and in a sundress? Red high heels for special occasions? Shouldn't be too tough a chore.

[GoodyBrown]

Yes, you will hear it. (Mabel Mercer) But, much of it was presence. A single very good piano. One light. Sitting with her hands folded, in a long gown on a straight chair. Always very small rooms.

[palo verde]

lol Isabella a I am a good and loyal friend
I have not mentioned one word bout the 6 ufo space ships

[okimhere]

Ah fold...........

[westmex]

I'm sort of beat tonite, to much cheap wine last nite...
Westy

[palo verde]

O Goody I wish I had seen her and heard her
I was terrible when I lived in NYC
I never went to anything
just watched tv and talked on phone with friends
I wasted a whole experience
I read every Agatha Christie from the library lying on bed

[GoodyBrown]

Well, I think J. Baker was a dancer too? No? Mabel Mercer was part black and spent a lot of time in Europe. She first became 'famous' singing at Bricktops