Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

yes Billie Holiday had something special
I think she had a lot of feeling

[palo verde]

I sorta wish they hadn't mentioned lunch is included
I don't think I can take nother scrambled eggs post

[habs4ever]

Wow, you're now a wildlife park, and you serve lunch too?? How hospitable!! where do you find the time to be a tourist attraction??lol

[GoodyBrown]

Babbles is singing the blues

[Windshark]

I was just quoting a travel brochure...nothing personal...

hehehe...

Gotta go...Gnight lady in green. Talk to you soon.

[palo verde]

fofl your secret is safe with me Isabella
mouth-shut-like-a-clam, palo

[palo verde]

thanks for droppin' by Prentice
always nice to see you
sweet dreams
Love, Palo

[Fred Mertz]

lol what else did the travel brochure say about me besides I am easy

I had no idea....

Now you tell us.

[palo verde]

fofl I see I posted 'bout you bein' laughin' stock of barracks in your green silk pyjamas once too often

[okimhere]

Case solved..........case closed.........I knew I could count on you, Miss Discretion..;9)

[okimhere]

Mr. Mertz! I usually see your posts out there but we haven't travelled the same threads lately, I guess.

Poor little palo, we're all picking on her. Offer her a cup of coffee and some scrambled eggs.........

[habs4ever]

No, no, no, Babbles signing the blues is no more than LuLu whining.....a terrible pitch too.You have to wave Kraft singles slices to get good tempo, can sometimes be behind the beat ;-)

[GoodyBrown]

Swiped by indians? True?

[GoodyBrown]

Music lover, Tiger?

[palo verde]

LOL Fred
nice to c u
long time no c
O they are givin' it to me good
I blabbed 'bout everyone and made one teeny-weeny blab 'bout myself
(I just mentioned that in my hippie days I slept with everyone)
now they are all bringing it up to me
(they say scrambled eggs to me cause I said the only part I liked about it was being served scrambed eggs the next morning)
Love, virtuous palo who is not easy

[habs4ever]

Palo Verde and the Discretions? appearing at a roadside joint near you? Quite a cocktail act she has.

[GoodyBrown]

Never u mind. Obviously a previous life as DuBarry or Pompadour or Ninon de Lenclos...

[habs4ever]

Couldn't you tell, oh Divine Goody Brown??

[palo verde]

yes Goody it is true
they were living in Idaho
the Indian tribe went thru town and westy's dad (who was a little boy then) followed them
westy's grandmother had to ride on horseback to the Indian camp to get westy's dad back
I figure he had to tell his mom he was swiped by the Indians so he wouldn't get in trouble for runnin' off with them
Love, Palo

[okimhere]

Virtuoso Verde.........appearing in De Lounge. So many words to play with....! We could be her agents and make a mint. An after dinner creme de menthe, maybe.